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Swank is a portmanteau of sad and wank and is the act of wanking with the lubrication of tears and a heavy heart. Swanking commonly occurs after a break-up and can become extremely addictive. A downward spiral of swanking can even result in depression and in severe cases psychosis and schizophrenia.
Dan-''I'm worried about Stuart, he's been swanking a lot lately'

Hugh-''I'm scared he may never hank again''
by Spennny July 29, 2013
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Swag and dank mixed together
Damn son Payg and Sam are so swank.
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Masturbate; to pleasure oneself.
Gid just learned to swank it.
by John Swank June 09, 2007
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To boast or brag. Especially when used in social circles, name dropping what your kids are doing.
"Oh, Timmies working in Shanghai now"
"Grr, that fat ho is always swanking!"

"Right, I'm going to the party to swank"
by Isomaltine March 03, 2004
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skank, whore, someone who has no goals in life mostly of the female gender
Man, that swank melissa has 4 std's
by Kevin Gerety February 19, 2005
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Being sick and havin' a wank at the same time.
Man i had a great swank last night.
by The-Comfort-Magnet November 22, 2009
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Sit down wank

To sit and mastrubate
SK had a swank in the club

He went for another swank
by DJSKANK November 14, 2009
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