As legend has it, the Swamp Donkey once seduced a young African American male with her medusa-like gaze, and forced him to pleasure her on the dancefloor with crowds and crowds of people staring in agony.
2. Antithesis of everything good.
Jacky: I think the Swamp Donkey took him home to her lair.
Stephanie: Hes never coming back alive.
Joe: Have you seen the Swamp Donkey lately?
Max: Dude, she totally just used the keg tap as a dildo, looks like we are out of beer.
Guy 2: Really i saw this big black thing out there bout 15 minutes ago had a thick rear end on it
Guy 1: Musta been Earls old lady
"Hey, shut your suckhole, dude, I called Swampdonkey".