Swamp beaver 

A Swamp Beaver is a vagina that hasn't been cleaned for several days in high heat and humidity. Several different types of flora and fauna have been known to thrive in this environment.

Jesus Jessica, my baunch has gone full Swamp Beaver in this heat!

Swamp beaver by Thrasherff August 29, 2017

beer swamp kiss

verb: beer swamp kiss; 3rd person present: beer swamp kisses; past tense: beer swamp kissed; past participle: beer swamp kissed; gerund or present participle: beer swamp kissing
1.
touch with beer moistened lips by two or more Oklahoma born men as a sign of love, sexual desire, reverence, greeting, or freight train locomotion; usually causing a sweet and innocent, unsuspecting, angelic female Indiana resident, the rising of a "lady boner"

"Tucker beer swamp kissed Fuller on his taint, causing Jessica a lady boner."

beer swamp kiss by Blake Phil D. Basket Griffin March 17, 2014

Beaver Stamp 

To press one's womanhood on the face of a sleeping recipient. (see teabag)

I'm so embarassed. I passed out last night, then Molly beaver stamped me. Now I smell like sturgeon.

Beaver Stamp by Ghetto Paisley October 25, 2009

Beer Swap

While at a party that is serving a large amount of alcoholic beverages such as beer, one or more individuals urinates in an empty, or slightly filled beer bottle without anyone looking. The bottle full of urine is then placed in the back of the refridgerator to ensure that by the time someone finds it, they will be fairly drunk and wont immediately notice that it is full of piss and take a sip of it. This can be done with various other beverages but beer seems to be the best to use to pull this off because of the large numer of beers at parties and many bottles are colored and thus, makes the color of the urine less noticeable.

We pulled a beer swap at the party last night. The guy who got it was so drunk that he didn't even know it was piss until he took 2 sips. After he found out though he puked on some chick's face.

Beer Swap by rKrDuDe265 January 1, 2010