| 1. | DOUGH NUGGETS | ||
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when you try to rid of your SWAMPASS illness by covering the infected area with a powder of your choice but instead of drying up the juice, the result is a "PLAY-DOH" or "DUMPLING" type substance that clumps together between your BALLS and CHODE, forming a batter that rivals "MRS FIELDS SUGAR COOKIE DOUGH". downside, the hairier you are, the more you will resemble a "MUSK OX." "fuck, i was hiding from the po-po, but was found and thrown in da slamma due to da trail of dough nuggets i left behind."
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| 2. | Sweetgum | ||
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Slang commonly used in adjective form for the black gums a nigger develops from constant consumption of hot climate indigenous foods, also starched or sugary sweets. Sweetgum diet includes watermelon, grapefruit, kool-aid , ham bacon egg sugar jelly applesauce syrup and any other combination of low budget sandwich, gas station and dollar store checkout snacks, honey buns, lil debbie and hostess related products. Eric: hey bro, look over there at that dark Precious lookin broad over there swallowing twinkies whole!
Ryan: Oh my god, I saw it! It disappeared! Eric: yea man, that sweetgum appetite must have got to her early in life... |
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