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a chick that is both fat and ugly there is not enough beer in a keg to make me want to tap that swamp donkey
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a dread head party girl who drinks vodka till the cows come home and falls over and rolls in the mud >>> ( most are called alex)
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A female often overweight and grotesque. Often found at high school parties, waiting for guys to get drunk therefore making them an easy target to engage in sexual acts. I can't believe I hooked up with that swamp donkey!
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| 88. | Swamp Donkey | ||
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A swamp donkey may be described as:
- A flea and tick infested hairy beast with eyes rolling to the back of her head - A grimey butt pirate with shooting strands of pubic hair starting from her knees and working up to the face with a cauliflower infested snatch patch - A slam pig that walks through the bar with fecal fart-icle's following her ready to join your circle jerk - A man-eating, cock-cannibal who violates the latest fashion fuax paus of butt cleavage. She has a past medical history positive for herpes simplex 1 and 2, "the clap", "the clam", anal warts, syphilis, and crabs with or without "Henry IV". Also, she has been called such names as sausage wallet, sasquatch/ yetti, chewbacca, hairy ape woman, bum ninja, colon cowgirl, uncle Fester, cousin It, and donkey lips. For example; you know you have been picked up by a swamp donkey if when you get in her car, you have to push aside all the Arby's wrappers to sit down. Also upon an up-close inspection you notice grundle butter on her chin. She then turns to you hungry the wolf, giving you the stink eye.
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Cajun Coon-ass; a man born in the cajun land, Layfeyette, who lives life spicier than the spiceiest! A Swamp Donkey is always hammered; especially on a Sunday Night playing Caps to the wee hours in the morning... Dont know what caps is??? It is a drinking game. Look it up
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A person with an extremely large overbite! So large that they can't even close their mouth, that were shirts with equistrian types on it. I.e.- L. Nester!!! Other examples of this person are Lindy looks like a swamp donkey with that Seabiscuit shirt on.
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| 91. | Swamp Donkey | ||
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A girl who is lacking grace, class, style and is generally just uuugly.
They tend to be overwieght and sporting the whole hipster pants + crop top = gut overhang look. She is a Humpty Assed Swamp Donkey
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