swaggering buffoonery 

The behavior of the jockocracy, especially in High School. Swaggering buffoonery is distinguished from mere buffoonery by the injection of confrontational menace and humiliation into horseplay.

Justin was brilliant but barely 5'4" as a freshman, in other words the ideal victim for the swaggering buffoonery of the jocks.

swaggering buffoonery by Mo Dixley August 5, 2005

Crab Swaggering 

When fucking retards that all look exactly the same in a hard-core band squat down with their legs spread and shift from side to side while playing the bottom string of their bass or guitar. Resembles shitting your pants. Also, thrusting your head forwards and backwards is optional.

Guy One: Why are they all shitting their pants like that?
Guy Two: They aren't, they're just crab swaggering.

Crab Swaggering by CysCys March 14, 2010

Swaggerwagon 

A metaphorical "wagon" full of swagger that, if tipped, will lead to great punishment.

That bitch tried to tip my swaggerwagon. I beat her ass before she could even come near it.

Swaggerwagon by lickmybellybutton May 21, 2010

swaggernaught 

An individual with such a large amount of swag that he/she has become a juggernaut of swag.

Though the haters formed a formidable barrier, it stood no chance against the might of the swaggernaught.

swaggernaught by swaggernaught September 30, 2011

Swaggerjag

Trying to get with a woman.The act/art of seducing a woman.

EX 1) That bitch is hot, I'm going to swaggerjag her.

EX 2) Don't even think about going near Allison, I'm swaggerjagging her.

EX 3) Women just don't like me, every chick I try to swaggerjag rejects me.

EX 4) I'm so glad I swaggerjagged Maria.

Swaggerjag by Judd Keane July 24, 2009

swaggerwagon 

a swaggerwagon is a type of vehicle that you wouldn't be caught dead in and is so shitty that it just makes it so awesome to where it has intense swag.

friend: dude, why the hell do you drive a mini-van?
person: yo don't be dissin. its not a mini-van. its a swaggerwagon.

swaggerwagon by rapniggas8 October 13, 2011

swaggering 

To have so much swagger, one has swagger while having swagger. Mathematically defined as swagger squared.

A:) Wow he's got swagger!
B:) Yeah man he's swaggering
A:) He's what?
B:) He's got so much swagger he has swagger on swagger.
A:) Yeah man he's swagger squared!

swaggering by 1nsub0rdin85ion January 6, 2017