Girl that is what you call a Swag-o-saurus.
It's like the red power ranger Swag
It takes your average Swag and ups it by 10x and that is what makes a swag-o-saurus.
Identifying features include: hats worn improperly, a jacket worn in inappropriate weather, jeans sagging below the waistline, an awkward gait in their stride, a posse of slutty women, and beginning most sentences with bro, dude, yo, or hey.
2. John: "Yo swagling, viswagra, swagaholic, swaggetti, swagosaurus, swaglet-"
Anonymous: "dude... What?"
John: "shoes are untied... So is your belt"