Mindy: Yeah. Doesn't he know everyone is making fun of him.
person 2: no, sorry man, my hands are full.
person 1: oh what are you holding?
person 2: it's my Swag-Bag.
person 1: my bad man, I always wondered how you were able to have such a high level of swag.
person 2: yeah, I have a swag level over 9000
Guy2-"Yeah, he just walked out with that fine ass white girl."
Guy1-"Oh shit, foreal? I saw him fuckin' with that Asian chick on the dancefloor earlier..."
Guy2-"Yeah dougie, he's in his swag bag tonight."