by IHatePickles4Life August 16, 2010
Another word for crappy caf. food. It is used because it is "Shit we all get" when at school, particularly at colleges.
by Keriann Clinton January 07, 2007
Swag is an overall confidence,it can be personal apperance or the way someone talks. Usally embraced in rap. My tip is to make it your own, for example: I and a couple of friends created an acronym S.W.A.G= Sucking Women Ass Good; which means we get pussy because of our confidence and personal apperance.
by Breezy Montana February 15, 2012
Swag is an exceptionally virulent psychosomatic pathogen that is often prevalent in middle and high schools, usually in the case of dull-witted, belligerent arse heads who gain a reputation as such throughout their academic careers. The pathogen often promotes repetitive neural patterns and severely impairs cognitive functions such as critical thinking, individuality, and common sense. Much in the same fashion as paranoid schizophrenics, those afflicted often suffer visions of grandeur or over exaggerated senses of accomplishment.
by SomeoneSomewhereEverywhere December 19, 2014
A fucking obnoxious, piece of shit word used by fucking obnoxious, piece of shit little kids who think they know anything about the world but in reality, all they know is New World Order brainwashing and Luciferian Illuminati symbolism that they see in ridiculous music videos, causing them to flash Luciferian occult gang signs they don't even understand and speak utterances like “SWAG, YOLO!” instead of speaking English words. When asked what the fuck this even means, they will continue speaking some more indoctrinated Common Core occult incantations—again, they are unaware of this—while applying their Egyptian-themed winged eyeliner to look like some stupid Lady Gaga whore.
My annoying cunt of a little sister walked by my room and instead of saying “hi” or something like an actual person, she just goes “SWAG!” and does like this Eye of Horus hand sign… god, my sister is a stupid little cunt.
by ImGonnaPutAStopToThis October 10, 2014
Something untalented people made up to make themselves feel better. Of course it caught on and now everyone wants to be swag.
by Shotsh3rry March 30, 2014
by klolkloh November 11, 2014