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Swag is the evolutionary compensation mechanism of for the reproduction of idiots. Often women find men who are lacking depth of emotional and intellectual capacity unsuitable for reproduction. These men are mostly filtered out of the gene pool because women will not spawn their babies -which will obviously be unviable. The remaining population of these uneducated, self absorbed males possess the "swag" gene/trait which endows the possessor with simultaneous douchebaggery and sexual desirability. This phenomenon has yet to be explained by science and much of the scientific community is concerned for the future of human progress should this gene be allowed to propagate out of control. Debates in the scientific community have turned toward re-evaluating whether the use of Genomics is an ethical solution to this growing problem.
Admiral Greg: Ben does nothing with his life, has no job, no car, no future, he lives in his mom's basement, and has a growing criminal record... So how the hell is he so popular with the ladies?
General Archimedes: He appears to have swag.
by get_smarter July 01, 2013
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A lot of people using this word are incorrect for the definition for this word, the REAL definition is an aconym for "Secretly We Are Gay" or S.W.A.G. and it's origin by a group of people in the early 60's by a group of gay men in HollyWood (doesn't seem so hip now, does it?). This term was most frequently used as code on posters announcing gay orgies."

Which now makes the 13 year old you saw in S.W.A.G. pants look not so innocent, am I right?!

I'm no etymologist, but my skeptic organ is pinging hard. I understand the word "swag" pre-dates the 60's by a wide margin. The claim that it was invented in the 60's is obviously wrong, but still, it is possible the usage was as mentioned. Is there any evidence from the 60's? Actual posters? Written accounts?

- knowledge given by StraightDope.com, go learn sometihng! :)
Rainbow dash (Parody by Max Hilardi): Ha ha ha ha Swag!
by S.M. - the A.P.M. July 15, 2013
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S - Socially
W - Weird
A - And
G - Gay

Socially Weird and Gay
Person 1: That persons Swag
Person 2: I agree
by BobFredJr. December 04, 2013
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1. An overused word used mainly by teenagers and little kids trying to be cool. It really has no meaning.

2. The appearance or style in which someone presents themselves.

3. An abbreviation created by a group of men in the United States which stands for "Secretly We Are Gay"

4. Originally from the Scottish slang word "swagger" which was a description of the way some Scots walk (in a swaying motion), which was misinterpreted by the English as "the way someone presents themselves". Eg. whether someone looks cool. The word quickly made its way to the United States and has become overused by teenagers, little kids, and eventually everybody else.
1. Magee: "I got so much swag."

Darrel: "You got your dick up your ass"

Magee: "Fuck you, SWAG."

2. You: "I got swag."

Me: "That's because you're a retard trying to be like the rest of those idiots thinking their dumb asses have swag."

3. Dude: "I got swag"

Dude 2: "I didn't know that you were gay."

4. Person 1: "I think that guy off Jersey Shore has swag."

Person 2: "You're a dick."
by Mr. Pseudo-Anonymous July 11, 2013
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The most overused, most annoying fucking word of all fucking time. Some don't know this, but swag actually means "secretly we are gay" (look it up) and was used in the 1960s and 1970s by a group of gay guys. Everyone uses this shitty word. You use it, your mom uses it, your teacher uses it, your classmates use it, shitty rappers use it, scene kids use it, retards use it, everyone does. Nowadays, it's used as a word to mean "cool" and shit. People who use this word or "have swag" are called swaggers (more like swaggots). They fucking wear backwards bright-colored baseball caps and really skinny jeans (and they sometimes wear it really low, this skinny jeans thing has been going ever since people like Drake and Lil' Wayne wore them. Now you'll see many boys in high school wearing them.). They also wear YOLO shirts or sleeveless somewhat big shirts and square or circle-shaped earrings. When it's a black guy, his hair is usually just short. When the swaggot is a white boy, he usually either has that weird Zayn Malik haircut or he has an emo haircut (straight hair with a fringe). They listen to shit like Drake, Lil' Wayne, Soulja Boy, Rihanna, Lil B and shit. And even the white guys go off saying "nigga" all day, trying to be black when they're as black as Johnny Rebel, and they call themselves hip-hop fans but they probably don't even know Sugar Hill Gang or NWA.
Austin Mahone has swag. He is afraid to leave the closet.
by e9d8e2yh9d8yd92 December 17, 2013
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A phrase utilized by faggoteers who try to appear flashy and hipster. However they are only presenting themselves as a major league douche bag supreme, as this saying means "Secretly we are gay".
Simply the word "swag" is used by little kids who think they are cool but instead misunderstand the true underlying meaning of the word and trying to imply they are homosexuals
Person 1: Yo who has swag?
Person 2: Angus Ng does.
Person 1: Who is he?
Person 2: That gay guy who leads the gay pride parade
by The Tricksteroo September 08, 2013
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Something very important to mention having on your minimum wage job application.
Damn. I better put on my McDonalds application that i got swag and i'm rockin the dollarstore bling, yo.
by frozen canuck July 06, 2013
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