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(vb): to show a particular female feelings through mediums like:e-mails(hotmail only), telegrams, letters(US only).

(noun):swaffle - a strange hybrid between a bully and a postman.
To swaffle is a virtue.

You swaffled her until you drove her out of her medium.
by umpo June 10, 2009
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The art of,but not limited to: slapping a girl across the face with your cock,so hard after getting head from her,that you actually leave an imprint of your penis on her face,like a sunburn.
That chick over there is such a prep,I would swaffle her so hard she would have a black eye.

The teachers alais (Ms.Infante) is so noesy(pun intended) that I would swaffle her until she starts bleeding,then leave quickly before that pig sasser could call his butt buddies on me.because there is no way in hell he could catch me,unless he seen me at dunkin donuts while I was already in handcuffs blackout drunk.
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A mix of Sweep (Sweepstake) and Raffle - depending on when you join in. Done with mates or workmates on things like the world cup or grand national. Done exclusively online or it is not a swaffle. Started in UK and spread worldwide.
You can swaffle the fifa world cup 2006 with a load of mates from the pub. They can't accuse you of cheating as the allocations are all random. The Swaffle pot is split between 1st, 2nd and 3rd or all or nothing for the winner.
by Happy Clappy June 13, 2006
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The most unusual method of drinking which involves very little movement of the throat muscles, however, the quantity of beverage consumed per second is vast
"Don't swaffle all of the beer too quickly, you'll get hiccoughs!!! ... and wasted"
by IngleBear December 01, 2006
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To rub something on ones genitals
Bro I just swaffled that girls phone. Nice broo
by Swagdaddy J May 12, 2016
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