A young lady who responds to a gentlemans attempts to get into her knickers with monosyllabic disinterest.
A Single Word Answer Bitch.
"She looks well fit, but I tried chatting her up, and she's a right SWAB!"
by BadBeast December 14, 2009
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Top Definition
A sailor. Disparaging.

This term, frequently used by non-sailors to refer to sailors, is most likely a contraction of the term "swabbie" or "swabby", presumably derived from the notion of sailors "swabbing the deck". "Swabbie/y" is currently in use only among the elderly; "swab" is the more common term among young people.

Typically applied to sailors of the U.S. Navy.
When the ships come in, all the swabs come down to the bars to get drunk.
by osofuchi August 15, 2005
Slang for female masturbation. Coined by a female caller to the Big O and Dukes radio show.
Caller: "I swab to the sex scene in Monster's Ball."
by Chad Michael Michaels March 19, 2008
Super weak ass bitch.
Me: Bro, you comin out tonight?

Bro: Nah, I'd rather stay home and do something lame.

Me: Stop being a swab.
by Brolociraptor11 March 19, 2011
To "swab" is to perform in the act of female masturbation, or to finger a female.

The past tense would be "Swabbed".
Ex.

Angela: "I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna go swab."

Marcus: "I was swabbing this girl the other day, and she totally had herpes!"

Jaime: "It smells like tuna in here!"
Katie: "Sorry...I just swabbed."
by Cela J. August 28, 2012
"Slut With A Boyfriend"- a girl who displayed sorts of promiscuity whilst engaged in a committed relationship with another man ACCREDITED TO JOSEPH KIMMEL
"Why is she all over him, she has a boyfriend?" "Because she's a s.w.a.b.
by Amazing person amazing August 14, 2010
SWAB stands for Slithering Wanker at the Bottom. It is when one decides to plunge from a high area to the ground and they are an idiot for doing so and thus injure themselves and all they have left to do is slither around at the bottom.
" I got upset and decided to SWAB"
by agentC March 10, 2015

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