Small coastal town in Aust-Agder (Norway).
Known for gender inequality, and an unreasonable fear of "udlendingaa" (slang:foreigners).
Both the female and male living in this town typically display bleached hair, sporting a pair of white nylon see-through pants and platform shoes of the brand Buffalo.
You know your from Arendal when:
You have a baby at 14.
You grew up your entire life planning to have a baby at 14.
You think that theres nothing wrong with gender inequality because people choose it themselves.
You think that a pair of white plastic pants, and your spray-
on tan is a sure thing in every wardrobe related situation.
You work out to become "sver"
You think that adding vegetables to any meal is gay.
You initiate five out of ten conversations by saying "Gæbbeluniz!! Å faen!!?"
When not initiating a conversation in this manner you contact people, especially "ostlendingaa" with the phrase "du!, ska e banke du ellå?"
You eat kebabs drunk while slacking of "udlendingå", not realising the irony.
You're very concerned about not being gay, but you don't like beer, you rather drink Smirinoff Ice (Smenaaff) or Bacardi breezer (Baekaedi).
You think that raising your voice is an effective way of winning an argument.
Arendalitt: All the criminal foreigners should be sent out of the country!
Ostlending: That's kinda inhumane
Arendalitt: All the criminal foreigners should be SENT OUT!
Ostlending: Doesn't that violate some rights?
Arendalitt: ALL THE CRIMINAL FOREIGNERS SHOULD BE SENT OUT!!!
|2.||Massive Action Game|
A first person shooter that offers lesser graphics for sheer in-game intensity, especially when playing the bigger 256 player "Domination" games. An absolutely awsome game that is well structured, and most importantly, balanced. You have to side with one of the three available PMCs (Private Military Contractor/Company).
Valor: A modern day army with modern equipment you would find now (M4A1, SCAR, M14EBR). Gun attributes are moderate fire rate, moderate accuracy, and moderate damage. Modeled after the US.
Raven: A technologically advanced army with expensive equipment (AUG,F2000,G3). Gun attributes are low accuracy and low damage, but high handling (low recoil) and rate of fire. Modeled after Europe.
SVER: An economically deprived guerilla army with cheap russian equipment (AK74U, AN94notcheaplolz, Dragunov). Gun attributes are low rate of fire, low accuracy, low handling (high recoil), but high damage per bullet. Modeled after Russia/China.
If you can handle the intensity of 64, 128, or 256 player games, then you will have a blast in this underrated yet incredibly fun game. If you can't, then you will hate it for your lack of skill and common sense and go back to playing easier games such as Black Ops or Bad Company 2.
Admit it Battlefield fans, Massive Action Game defines what an all out battlefield should look like.
Seryi Volk Executive Response
A faction from the video game MAG. Players and clans in this faction tend to be better organized and more skilled then the other two, Valor and Raven. Though the other two have slightly better equipment.
"Slaughter Valor Eat Raven"
Person A: "I just got MAG. I'm going to join Raven!"
Person B: "They suck. No one works together and they always get crushed."
A: " They have the best weapons so I don't care."
B: "Ok nub cake, you're going to get your ass kicked."
A: " Well then who should I join then???"
B: "S.V.E.R. They always work together and pwn the other teams."