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suzie is a penetration device with a mind control mechenism planted one end and a penis the other this mythological yet bionicle device sneaks up on its prey to penetrate through the rectum and delivers conformist thoughts and propaganda through its large and grotesqe deriverentitive.

It is these kinds of people who need to pry open their third eyes and achieve their state of metaprogramming which will in turn make them useful members of todays society, as opposed to all the dumbfounded dipshits who live their lifes going by what they have been taught is right and wrong, it is these kinds of people who need to learn to think for themselves and achieve their state of full concioussness.
Hey lets go trip on some shrooms and smoke some pot that way we can free our minds...

Suzie: bahhbahhgrahh
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1.
The embodiment of all things sweet, nice, beautiful and cute. Often having a dark or dangerous side to watch out for.
Thats one good suzie

by bam jam September 01, 2008
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2.
a very hott girl who tends to be overly sensitive, has a BIG conscience, and cant keep her mind out of the gutter.
That girl was such a Suzie!!!
by Benjy94 August 15, 2008
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3.
Name for an extremely awesome and cute girl who has a lot of morals and values.
"Man, Suzie is so cool but she's way out of my league."
by johndorian August 29, 2008
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4.
She is generally good-looking because she tries to cover up her flaws. She is one to keep things bottled up inside of her. She hardly ever lets out her angry or sad side because she is constantly trying to show people that she is happy and enjoying life! She is often anxious and worried about others, but never herself. She doesnt know who her true self is because she is just pretending to herself to be happy 24/7.
Who is really THAT happy all the time..!? She must be a Suzie.
by Suzinor's friend October 28, 2011
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5.
A slut-bucket who manipulates guys like little puppets. Tends to be a compulsive liar. Under her little cuteness is a devil child. Its the little pretty ones you have to look out for.
"look at what a slut !''
''yeah, shes a real suzie "
by FunkmasterM October 08, 2013
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6.
the most random girl u will ever see, says lol at least ten times in her texts, and has been nicknamed lolaholic by her friends, genrally most suzie's have huge boobs, and always a great friend
suzie: i are a lolaholic lol
???: yes u r lol, u lol at everything
suzie: yes i do, i saw this guy walk into a lampost and i just lol'd, there was lolol. i also lol'd at this guy 4 some random reason he told me 2 fuck offwe all lol'd so much it turned into elol lol
???: sounds like quite a lol day
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) October 16, 2009
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Generic name for Sorority girls, esp. at University of Alabama.
"So many Suzies on the quad today."
"We need more Suzies at this party."
by Phyrewall October 10, 2005
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