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The act of urination while standing with feet planted on two parallel canoes floating down a river
"These blue yummies are properly filtered and ready for release... time for the suwannee two-shoe!"

"Hey Srgt. pull over to shore, i need to pee"
... "that would be far to inneficient, its time for you to pull a little suwannee two-shoe"
by TeamHonkey March 15, 2008