replacement minivan for soccer moms
A soccer mom's favorite mode of transportation. Everyone who drives one probably has a little penis or small boobs, except for people who go off-roading, and people who live in Michigan and Minnesota who need 4 wheel drive.
Michigan Resident: My suv keeps me safe in the winter
Off-roader: I use my suv to go off roading
Soccer Mom: My suv guzzles gas and cuts off people.
Acronym for Sports Utility Vehicle, an expensive kind of car usually made by Detroit that gets really crappy gas mileage (<20). In a head-on collision, SUVs sometimes run over the hoods of cars and can seriously mess up the other driver/passenger, due to their front grate thing (not sure what it is) pushing the other car under and lifting the SUV on top of the other car.
SUVs have a high center of gravity, so a sharp turn will flip it and if you unfortunately land on the gas tank, the car may blow up.
Government codename for the failed attempt to create a cool suburban car.
SUVs were originally designed for off-road driving or tugging heavy equipment, such as boats, but now they are basically minivan
s in disguise.
Freak-magnet, the most crappy department ever!
-Where do ya work cracka?
-Oh crap, you're f....!
The Lacrosse Mom-mobile.
Lacrosse is to SUV as Soccer is to Minivan. Put that on your SAT test.
Sex Utility Vehicle: When someone's car, truck, or even SUV is actually often used simply as a mobile sex
When the most offroading a vehicle will go is into a ditch or boondocks
so that the driver and passenger may engage in sex play.
A semi-discreet way of telling parents the truth of what you are going to do Friday when you give your "friend" a ride in your SUV.
"Nicole is coming by to pick me up and give me a ride in her SUV."