A small town in Sussex County, NJ that consists of tobacco, cows, and grass. An estimated 13.6 people live in Sandyston. For every person that lives in Sandyston there are 78 farm animals. Although many people from Sussex County think they live in "the country" they are fucking stupid. Sandyston could be considered "country" but isn't truly. It's too small. Fuck my dog. Some residents of Sandyston like to refer to it as "S-Town". It's "ton" not "town" you fucking cock goblins. Surrounding township citizens and many students from KRHS like to pick fun at the citizens of Sandyston because they live in the middle of fucking nowhere and have tiny penises. We don't have tiny penises. Our penises are of adequate size. Even the chicks'. Well I guess that's it. I guess I'll make like a tree and get the fuck out of here.
Genitalia "LOL, those kids are from Sandyston"
Kids from Sandyston "You think I have a tiny penis?"
The first state in the union. Right on the border of the northern and southern regions, and it does have it's own accent depending where you live. Has 3 counties, New Castle, Kent, and Sussex.
New Castle County is considered part of the north and is home to the two largest cities in the state. Wilmington, which is a ghetto crime ridden extention of South Philly. And Newark, home of the University of Delaware. Lots of highways, and huge swaths of suburban housing neighborhoods are all over this area, and it can feel like a maze. New Castle County is considered part of the Philadelphia metropolitian area.
Kent and Sussex counties have more in common with the south and are very rural. It's common to see rednecks around there living on Chicken farms and driving beat up trucks. The capital Dover is the only large town, and it's Nascar race track is it's only touristy destination. Further south on the coast you got your stereotypical beach towns like Rehobeth Beach, Dewey Beach, and Lewes which draw alot of tourists in summer.
For a small state it's pretty unique from others.
Danny hated Delaware at first, because he got lost twice driving around the suburbs of New Castle county. It took him an hour to find his way to Rt 1 south, where he headed to Rehobeth beach to party with bar sluts all night.
A shity place in nj where a retard danny still lives that likes to say nigger until jake pimp slaps him. Almost everyone hear is a red neck butt plug. Theres nothing to do but bmx in ur drive way make fun of people and smoke weed in the woods.
hey i heard you moved to still water
yeah its so boring hear i spent all my money on pcp weed.
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Vernon Township High School- A High School in Vernon NJ where most students that look different, be it wearing a heavy metal shirt, doc martens and not being a aberzombie preppy idiot will get you in trouble with the faculty.
It is also the high school a girl got suspended for wearing a 4chan t-shirt since 4chan is considered a terrorist cult by the faculty. Stay away if you have a sense of humor, your own individual taste, are not fully white (since they are racist), and think that a conversation about your trip to abercrombie lasting 3 giggling hours is totally stupid. "Like OHMYGOD you had to see the abs on the boy there, like like"
I went to Vernon Township High School and now suffer from cold sweats and wake up screaming that the vice principal who looks like gollum is under my bed.
The sweet nectar that the Lord God chose to bestow upon the county of East Sussex. Well known to fuel amazing nights out, and served in the best watering holes in England. May only be compared to Doom Bar.
Man at bar: Can I have a budweiser?
Barman: No. You,sir, can have a pint of Harvey's Ale or get the fuck out.
Man at bar: Ok, I'll have a pint of Harvey's then.
Barman: Good choice.
DELAWARE, the greatest small wonder on earth.....rrright. Here's Delaware in a nutshell for yah; three counties: New Castle, Kent, Sussex. If you don't live in New Castle county, your most likely white trash who spends your days fucking chickens or your sister(yes, there's more chickens in the state of DE than there are people). New Castle is the only respectable county in DE with the only respectable towns and cities. Kent and Sussex counties would make my dog vomit in disgust.
....pretty much the only acceptable city in DE is Wilmington, and if you disagree i dont care cause your a chicken fucker....so..ughh....BRANDYWINE REPRESENT
A scale out of 11 used to determine how dangerous a ball that is bowled without bouncing is. To achieve high on the Newtonmeter the bowler must fill certain criteria such as
Aiming for the chest or head
Hitting the Actual Player
Striking the genitalia
There has only been one 11 since the scale was invented in 1984, bowled by Newton himself whilst playing for Lancashire county in England against Sussex.
Chris:What was that on the newtonmeter?
Dave:7.9, would of been a 9 if it had more flight and accuracy