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An abnormality of the male genitalia.
Suspicious Package? Forget the bomb squad—call a urologist!
by Ichabod Ezechiel October 29, 2010
A glass of wine with a shot of vodka.
"I'll order her a suspicious package or two and we'll go to her place in no time."
by 0ptimistic December 02, 2009