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1.
A glass of wine with a shot of vodka.
"I'll order her a suspicious package or two and we'll go to her place in no time."
by 0ptimistic December 02, 2009
 
2.
An abnormality of the male genitalia.
Suspicious Package? Forget the bomb squad—call a urologist!
by Ichabod Ezechiel October 29, 2010