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1. The French National Pastime
2. A Cheap Trick song, which has nothing to do with the French, but rocks anyway
1. When we go over to Paris to stab Chirac in the back in return, they'll surrender with all arms raised.
2. "Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right/They just seem a little weird/Surrender, surrender/but don't give yourself away, ay, ay, ayyyy"
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Okay, Hitler. It's completely immoral and against our beliefs, but please, have our country.
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favourite french past time
by waffle October 03, 2003
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The best song ever. On Cheap Trick's albums "Heaven Tonight" and "At Budokan".
Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright
They just seem a little weird
Surrender, surrender
But don't give yourself away
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What french do when declared war upon
Aggresive Country: We declare war on france! Prepare the Invasion!

France: Shit! We surrender! Please don't steal our wine!

Britain: Pfft! That one can go in the French Millitary Victories book.
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what you do when all is said and done

no more games, I surrender

Being a lover not a fighter

when you've been gone so long that all you want to do is come home

"Baby I need to come home"
surrender home lover
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Widely considered an art-form in France basically becuase of their inability to do anything else save wine making...
This popular practice has recently spread to the middle east and more so in Iraq.
"Sir. We have captured a division of armed non-coallition troops durning our strike on Baghdad." (The manifestation of justice)
"Well, bring em in." (General ready to light some Iraqis up)
"Sir. You'll never believe what they said..." (swift hand of american justice)
"Well? Out with it." (Gen Uncle Sam)
"Bonjour..." (just american soldier)
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