the act of placing upon someone your unwanted
"Yeah Nick, i did what you told me too, i told her i wouldn't jizz on her then i surprised on that Bitch's face."
euphemism for the act of rape, i.e. surprise sex; intercourse you weren't expecting to have
The diamond store billboard read, "Surprise her. She'll love it." I'm actually fairly certain she won't.
Sister city located N/W of Phoenix about 20 miles. Still a boom town because of the cool shopping and upcoming state of the art movie theaters and malls. Lots of decent looking and affordable homes, but screwed up traffic.
Frank: Bill, Im moving from El Mirage to Surprise, Im sick of all the Graffiti, and gangs
Bill: Its about time ma Honkey
1. A word commonly used to cancel the law against rape
2. The word that you would yell before having unprotected sex
1. A woman
is walking down the street. A man
jumps out of an ally, and yells "Surprise!" The woman shrugs and agrees to intercourse
as this is the law.
2. Mother: Remember kids, It isn't rape if you yell surprise!
Son: Pipe down granny, I'm planning something.
Mother: What would that be-
Son: Surprise! *proceeds to rape mother*