Dp Surpreyes 

Having a chick play with ones penis until the boiling point. Then he ask for her to give him head. While she goes down he shoots his load in face and yells SURPRIZE!!!!

Bitch got a Dp Surpreyes.

Dp Surpreyes by JacIII December 25, 2007

Supremesock 

supremesock is the funniest memepage ever. He has 26k followers on Instagram. He is the coolest dude ever

Yo have you seen supremesock new post it was the shit!

Supremesock by Whyamiherekid January 10, 2019

That surprises me. 

A phrase taken from "Dinner for Smucks". It should be spoken somewhat sarcasticly after an odd, absurd question has been asked of someone you don't know well.

Hipster: Have you lived among Alaskans as one of them and dined upon bear meat?

Hippet: No!

Hipster: That surprises me...

That surprises me. by joesk84ever December 26, 2011

thotie surpreme

a thotie supreme is the lord of all thots, her pussy is a familiar face to every nigga on the surface of the earth

sharkeisha: i dated every nigga in the hood
barbie: shut up hoe you the lord of all thots a thotie surpreme

how to spot a thotie supreme

.her pussy smell like a fish market
.your niggas have a map of each crease in her camel toe
.answers questions in class by raising her stank legs
.can describe the shape, colour and taste of every dick she's ever known
. in extreme cases sucks dick in a stairwell

thotie surpreme by mr.whyte March 15, 2015

That surprises me 

A phrase borrowed from the movie "Dinner for Schmucks". It is used in a sarcastic, mocking manner after asking someone a ridiculous question.

Dude: Have you ever lived among Alaskans and ate bear meat in their traditional manner?

Dudette: No!

Dude: That surprises me...

That surprises me by joesk84ever December 26, 2011

surpresent 

A surprise present! Simply a gift that is either unexpected or you simply do not know what you are receiving.

Mom played it well this year... looks like we'll be getting surpresents for Christmas.

surpresent by That Nick Guy November 30, 2005

bottom bag surprises

the extra french fries, wedges, or onion rings that aren't in your fry container and you find at the bottom of the bag when you order fast food

I ordered some food from McDonald's and found some bottom bag surprises on my way home

bottom bag surprises by hardhitr3 August 12, 2009