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Surpassism 

The philosophical theory that for humans to advance and truly change for the better they must exceed the idea of God and become their own versions of Gods and Goddesses. And that humans can’t wait for a Deity to change things they must rise up and do these things for themselves.
Tom: "Don't worry about that, God has a plan will take care of everything."
Jacob: "Actually, I disagree. I personally believe in Surpassism and we as humans must create our own change and we can't rely on a higher power to do it."
Surpassism by JacobRhy July 20, 2018
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surprisingly 

"surprisingly" is a filler phrase used by devious businessmen to cover up their incompetence;

its meaning derives from "surprise", verbalizing an unforeseen event. Contrary to this definition,

the word mostly carries the meaning that the interlocutor who is talking to you has failed irredeemably.

To this day, historians speculate about the first historical usage of the word,

because it was only through industrialization that public utilization of the word was conceivable at all.
Johny: "Surprisingly, I got fired."
Unsuspecting Noob: "I'm so sorry for you, you couldn't have done anything better."
surprisingly by bohl March 10, 2022

Surprising Homosexual Content 

also know as Homosexual Ambushing refers to the unexpected inclusion of same-sex scenes or LGBTQ+ themes in heterosexual-oriented television shows and films. This term highlights the element of surprise experienced by heterosexual viewers when they encounter such content without prior expectation.
Example 1:
I ain't feelin' that Surprising Homosexual Content in Power, dig? One second I'm watching some thug shit like, "Hell yeah get the bag!" and the next I'm like, "Wait, what the fuck just happened?"

Example 2:
Power's writers and directors be adding that Surprising Homosexual Content to shake things up, makin' niggas talk 'bout LGBTQ+ shit.

spassing out 

A sexy beast also a dirty monster in call of duty and doesn't miss a shot. Uses girls for there fine pussy. Fun to hang out with
Damn That dude is a Spassing out
spassing out by Cool kid 187 December 26, 2013

strassing 

The process of making plain or old items nicer by adding crystals or bling to it.
Lola helped to jazz up my old Zara shoes by strassing them up with purple swarovzki crystals. Now I feel like I'm wearing Loubies!
strassing by Terri July 11, 2017

surpassion

having the passion to surpass someone
surpassion is when your friend bullies you for not having an A in Biology class, you now have the passion, driven by motivation to surpass her grade with an A+
surpassion by josette-manny November 21, 2022

subgassing 

Short for subliminal gaslighting. When someone creates typically video advertisements with subliminal messages that evoke gas lighting responses.
That ad for the new Black Panther staring Ryan Gosling is clearly subgassing the blacks.
subgassing by GiddyFuck June 14, 2023