Teenage Power Surges 

just like hot flashes, except it occurs in young girls

"Omg, like, I am so hot. I think I'm having a hot flash."
"Girl, you're too young to have a hot flash. You're just going through TPS (teenage power surges). Mhmm."

Teenage Power Surges by Dianme August 10, 2007

Sureshed 

Sureshed – adj. Feeling of confusion at 7 am after 3 hours of sleep, wondering where things went wrong and whether you submitted that assignment by 11:59.

I'm sorry I missed the meetings this morning, I was totally Sureshed.

Sureshed by EMBA16 June 24, 2015

Geneva Suggestion 

Often used when someone is going to break laws established by Geneva Convention

Geneva Convention? More like Geneva Suggestion!

Geneva Suggestion by SerbianSlav April 23, 2021

Brain surgeon 

That dude tanisha be fucking with.

Damn bro I didn’t know tanisha was really fucking with that brain surgeon, you think if I got rid of my yee yee ass haircut she’d stop fucking with him.

Brain surgeon by Savage X January 21, 2021

Bathroom Surgery

To preform acts of medical needs to ones self in a restroom/bathroom, becoming very popular with the current times.

Person 1: "how'd your foot surgery go?"
Person 2: "I didnt go, to save money I just cut my foot open"
Person 1: "ahh.. good old bathroom surgery"

"Lets take him to the hospital!"

"No, we can do it ourselves"
"hes got a bulllet wound to the face"
" WE CAN HANDLE IT OURSELVES"

Bathroom Surgery by RedneckND October 17, 2009

Blunt Surgery 

when your rolling a blunt and you rip/tear it and have to try to repair it any way you can without damaging it any further

kevin was rollin a fatty when a stem ripped through the blunt and he had to perform blunt surgery by using an extra piece of wrap to patch up the hole

Blunt Surgery by 858596790583473 July 24, 2010

they did surgery on a grape 

a meme dating back to around november 2018. it refers to “they” (they being scientists, i think) using an automated surgery system to peel back the skin of a grape. also a good conversation ender.

jill: i’m so sick and tired of how you treat me, you never pay attention to me and never think of me! this is why i’m breaking up with you.

bubba: they did surgery on a grape

they did surgery on a grape by yaranaika? February 16, 2019