Daytime "talk" show hosted by TV personality Maury Povich. Topics are limited, but incredibly entertaining, specifically paternity tests. Only show topics ever done nowadays are-

1) - Paternity Tests
The best! See you are not the father

2) - Cheaters Revealing Secrets
If your significant other wanted to bring you on the Maury Show to reveal a "deep secret", what the hell do you think it is? Geez!

3) - Cheaters Denying Cheating
Maury: Lashawn, we asked you if you had sex with 40 women since you have been with Nykesha. You said 'no', the lie detector test determined that was a lie, it was actually 125.
Nykesha: You done! Dat's it! You out! Get out my house!
Lashawn: Dat test iz wrong! I ain't nevah cheated!

4) - Fat Babies
Jenny: My son is 2 years old and weighs 115 lbs. I feed him Snickers, Ho-ho's, steak, chicken, whatever he wants! He's my child and I'ma raise him!

5) - I Used to Be Ugly...
Maury: Joe, do you remember Cecila?
Joe: Yeah, she was the ugliest girl in school
Maury: Well, she's changed alot since then, look at her now!
*Cecila, tummy tuck, boob job, 2000 lbs. of makeup and all comes out and dances seductively for the crowd
Cecila: I'm hot and sexy now though the miracles of 40 plastic surgeries!

6) - My 10 year old is out of control!
Mom: Maury, you have to help my daughter!
Daughter: I'm only 10 years old and I do what I want. I swear, drink, ...

What you become when you get too many plastic surgeries done. As far as I'm concerned you are an inhuman cyborg at that point.

a slut that has whatsoever no talent at all. she can't sing for shit and all she has are those plastic surgeries of her that attracts men but if you were to pull her fake body parts off, she'd have nothing.

Stands for Fat Women Addiction. This type of illness is an entirely psycological disorder which is vicious and relentless in its attack on the human psyche. Symptons include the continous need to pursue and copulate with Fat women. Although this illness can condem the victim to a life of misery 70% of cases are treatable and in rare circumstances cureable. Only one registered F.W.A clinic exists although many underground surgeries exist around the world (treatment on the black market by non registered F.W.A clinics is highly dangerous with some patients not only nearly dying but also moving on to the next stage of F.W.A, F.T.A. This stands for Fat Troll Addiction and in 100% of cases will lead to irreversable brain damage and eventually death)The F.W.A clinic based in Ipswich, England produces a handy leaflet which lists means of preventing a bout of F.W.A in potential victims. The most successful of these is avoiding all alcoholic substances and avoiding local weight watcher habitats.

A dumb but cute bisexual hick from Texas who got pregnant by the age of 16 or so, became a stripper then married a rich old guy (who passed away)... she became depressed over the fact that she wouldn't be inheriting the old dudes money, started comfort eating, and eventually became a pill popping, obese slut.

However she decieded she wanted to get laid, so she became a spokeswoman for a diet pill company which secretly put her through several plastic surgeries for her to lose all that lard. Now is skinny, became a model and is semi-retarded from all the drugs she has taken.

I think I speak for the rest of the world when I say: I pity her son and wish him the best...

A shemale is a male who has undergone several surgeries to look like a female, it consists of surgery of the face, breasts, ass, and body hair. Some men like to have sex with shemales because they are; honestly pretty seductive women, or they are originally males and know the right techniques to please a man, or sometimes because of how tight or small the shemale's asshole is.

A talented singer from Lebanon with a great voice.
Gained some recognition with winning the Noujoum al-Moustakbal Contest, then took the Arab music world by storm with her 2003 release, Ya Salam.

Sadly, she has had three major surgeries done to her face.