n: a person who surfs the internet while taking a dump, usually taking longer than needed; v: to cybersquat

A Chad is essentially a psychopathic narcissistic predator who surfs the internet looking for women of all ages--teenagers, MILFs, cougars, anyone--to lure into his lair using charm, seduction, lies, compliments. He tells each of them that they are the only one, and somehow gets even the smartest women to believe him. He joins every online dating site, including sex sites, in order to find his prey. He is usually a computer/cell phone internet addict. You can recognize a Chad by the cigarette stains on his teeth and fingers; his beer/fast food gut; his few days' beard growth; and the dark circles under his eyes from staying up all night prowling websites and chat rooms for his next unlucky victim.

Despite what most young people now believe, the word "Betty" never had anything to do with hotness. It started in the 80's and simply means a girl who skates, a girl who surfs, or any girl who does something that the boys are doing. Betties are cool, but aren't necessarily attractive.

Word evolution is okay, except when it comes out of ignorance, and you end up losing a really great word.

There are different types of homeschooled.

Forced homeschooler. Usually, the kid spends his days in loneliness trying to learn on his own (unless his parents act like his teachers.) The kid will probably be in a sport (baseball) if the parents allow him to, and hang out with neighborhood buddies.

An enthusiastic homeschooler will be participating in every single extra-curricular activity available. Hates public schools. Has many friends from homeschool. Believes that the real world is bad and that you have to stay away from it.

Loved Homeschooler. Usually homeschooling parents will describe their kid as the “loved homeschooler”. His parents will be loving and caring people and they will make him participate in all kinds of dance, sports, art classes. Send them to malls and museums every 3 days, have them have 10 million friends. Such a homeschool family exists in about 5% in 1 million.

A sheltered homeschooler has no friends, never goes outside except to play with the little kids. Never gets any clothes because mom says you don’t need them because you never go out anyway. If the person is cyber-schooled, he usually surfs the web 24/7 and knows almost everything about the internet. Lies about doing his work, and is behind on it and is a huge procrastinator. This kid will probably go on Myspace, Facebook, Yahoo or some chat site and add random people to talk to in hopes of not losing their social skills. He spends his days moping, depressed and hypnotized with the internet.

When one person surfs through google 24/7 .

A chill bro who lives by the beach, surfs and gets the ladies. Normally really strong and good looking and knows how to charm the ladies

A person(s) that goes through random facebook profiles,
right clicks, and saves peoples pictures to their C drive. Only to brag to his/her friends that they "really" sent them the pics, but in reality not knowing them at all.