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Smurfetted 

When a whore gets gangbanged by a bunch of guys. The difference from a traditional gangbang is that each guy chokes the whore while porking her and cums all over her chest and stomach. Therefore, after she has been had by the whole village worth of dudes she has a blue face and white dress just like Smurfette.
Gina is such a whore. I heard she got Smurfetted by the whole damn football team!
Smurfetted by somecrazytexan July 28, 2010
To be described as the most sexy badass guy you will every know.
He's so Surette
Surette by Les Awesome July 1, 2011

suretteybelly 

suretteybelly is the most funny person ever. if someone you know somehow has this unique one of a kind nickname that only one person has on this earth, you’re very lucky. praise this person and buy her mcdonald’s. And if you know someone who is trying to steal this great unique incredible name, poor hot sauce on their chicken nuggets and walk away. this name belongs to only one person. she’s very funny too. super smart,cute,has small feet. so if you’re reading this bug me some bubble tea!
random: “ hey suretteybelly”
suretteybelly by 8.o May 19, 2020

Madi Surette

Madi is cool but won't date me but that's okay

She also absolute band trash
can be passive aggressive af
eats all your eggs
sounds like a microwave sometimes
hates brendan
dog: pet me
Madi Surette: no I'm listening to twenty one pilots be
Madi Surette by band trash 69 October 15, 2016

Matt Surette 

A veery handsome, sexy and hilarious man who makes all the women swoon.
"Did you see Stella fall down the stairs when she saw that guy ?"

"Yeah, makes sense, he was a total Matt Surette"
Matt Surette by Bambi_69 July 3, 2023

Smurfette 

A woman who goes down far enough, long enough that her face turns blue.
Becky in known for using her smurfette expertise in order to make men cum.
Smurfette by DV Jake July 8, 2019