southern surfboard 

A very risky maneuver when you go out on the swamp and find yourself a gator. Once you get on that gator, you risk your tootsies by dangling them over the mouth hole of that gator.

Me and my cousin snuck out to go southern surfboarding this weekend down in the glades.

southern surfboard by Welcometothegame2markiplier April 14, 2019

mexican surfboard

A guy lays down and a girl sits on his dick. She puts her legs on both sides of the guy and starts bouncing up and down, riding him like a surfboard.

Guy 1: How did things go with you and Rachel last night?

Guy 2: Great, she gave me a mexican surfboard.

mexican surfboard by chochmaster May 30, 2010

Hanging ten on a southern surfboard 

Going to the swamp, and "surfing" on a gator with your toes hanging near the gator's mouth.

Bob: Hey, buddy! How was your weekend?
Buddy: Oh, you know. Just hanging ten on a southern surfboard.
Bob: Damn. How many toes did you lose?
Buddy: surprisingly, only 2. Garry Gator is getting used to me.

Hanging ten on a southern surfboard by Urbanizationfiltration May 27, 2018

surfboredism 

To much time on social networks.

What are you doing?I have surfboredism!

surfboredism by Ouch Sisselpud May 10, 2011

Surfboart 

How Beyonce says "Surfboard" in her song Drunk in Love.

i've been grindin in the cluh and ridin mah surfboart

Surfboart by big man doo doo April 24, 2014

surfboard 

A vagina with all of the hair shaved off.

My brothers g/f has a surfboard.

surfboard by Ashley M March 31, 2005

SurfBoard 

Used in Beyonce's song Drunk in Love referring to a sex position. The sex position is when the male is on the bottom laying and the girl grinds and fucks him as if she was sitting on a surfboard. The song lyric goes..

"Then I fill the tub up halfway then riding with my surfboard
Surfboard, surfboard....Raining on that wood, raining, raining on that wood
I'm swerving on that, swerving, swerving on that big body Benz
Serving all this, swervin, surfing all of this good, good"

Fill the tub halfway and ride it with my surfboard.

Yo, dude she did the surfboard on me last night. I felt like I was fucking Beyonce.

SurfBoard by adriennebasedgod January 3, 2014