noun- a girl or woman who is very flat in the chest and needs to be waxed, much like a surfboard. A surfboard can also be ridden roughly but will eventually become very wet.

take a chick to the beach...wax up your surfboard and rail some hooker...right before your about to bust your hot sauce, slide her off the board and tell her to close her eyes for a nice suprise...pick up the surfboard and WHAMMO!!! crack right across the chest with it...then blow your load in her eyes...ben stein then runs on the beach and says "clear eyes...WOOOOOW!"

One with unusually luscious breasts.

Also as a verb: to stare at a Taysco

A very pale surfboard like chest located where the female tities are saposed to be. It substitutes where the lumptuious juggs are.

A girl who is entirely lacking in both the chest and the ass.

A girl who thinks she is hot, but is not actually. She is basically a 8. Has a semi-flat chest. A poser for hot girls.

noun-

1. An ice cream and smoothie stand located in Spokane's Northtown Mall.

2. A provocative and rather unknown sexual move. It is sure to surprise the reciever, and possibly give her the best orgasm she's ever had. It is performed as such:

As you are having sex in your favorite position, you must wait until both you and your partner are close to climax. Upon reaching that point, you must abruptly stop, and leap up on top of her. In that leap, you want to land with one foot on her chest, and one on her pelvis (in other words, you're now riding her like a surfboard). After reaching this point, quickly grab her clitoris between your big toe and second toe. While she screams (and she will!), twist your body around while keeping your balance, giving yourself the right angle to empty your load into her mouth and all over her face.

Congratulations! You have just performed the surf city squeeze.