i just got barreled now I'm going to surf on turf, my old lady is going to love it
by muff dive April 10, 2015
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Vaginal and anal intercourse, whether sequentially by one person or simultaneously by two. Surf is for the shrimpy front, turf is the for the soil and fertilizer in the rear.
After wining and dining her on champagne, steak and lobster, he was looking forward to returning with her to his place for the surf and turf dessert.
by Yaybob October 12, 2006
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Boomer here. It used to be a really nice steak cooked to perfection and lobster with lots of butter. Going out to surf and turf was great eating.
Let’s do out for Surf and Turf at Red Lobster.
by Admil November 23, 2019
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When you have a dick in your butt while you have your dick in a butt
Matt: You excited for the three some with Tammy?
Tom: Yes, but none of that surf and turf shit…
by SloppySam November 6, 2021
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A simultaneous fingering of the vagina and eating out of the clit. The surf represents the wet part (the tongue) while the turf represents the dry (the finger).
Billy: Dude, Britney was really moaning last night. Did you get it in?

Kyle: Nah, I just surf and turfed her.
by gofgirl983 December 11, 2011
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A co-ed party where roughly the same amount of clam and sausage is present.
The party wasn't a clam bake or sausage fest, it was a surf and turf.
by Thighs McGee June 4, 2010
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What an uneducated moron types instead of “surf n’ turf” or “surf & turf”.

Both of the latter are a main course combining seafood (typically shell fish such as lobster, shrimp, etc.) and red meat.
Sean: Hey, want to get surf in turf?
Me: You mean surf n turf? Bone Apple Tea!
by IL-Gamma September 19, 2019
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