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1.
computer virus obtained while surfing the internet
Porn is surf cooties nasty.
by frufrugranny March 08, 2006
 
2.
Surfer chicks who carrty a wide variety of STD's
Man, ya gots to double bag (wear two condoms) or you get dripin' shit from those surf cooties
by oz_420 March 20, 2006