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sure as a pickle
Being 'sure as a pickle' means not being very sure at all. Using this phrase often gives a sense of false hope, as it sounds like an optimistic phrase while actually being quite pessimistic.
Pickles are very unsure organisms, as shown by their common trait of rolling around on tables. This behavior is caused by the existence of their many bumps, which bother them to no extent. They feel bad for each and every one of these bumps, which they must lie on and crush, no matter which way they roll. Thus, they must keep moving.
Nothing is ever less sure than a pickle.
Pickles are very unsure organisms, as shown by their common trait of rolling around on tables. This behavior is caused by the existence of their many bumps, which bother them to no extent. They feel bad for each and every one of these bumps, which they must lie on and crush, no matter which way they roll. Thus, they must keep moving.
Nothing is ever less sure than a pickle.
Person 1: So, is our plan still on for tonight?
Person 2: Um, probably.
Person 1: You sure?
Person 2: I'm as sure as a pickle!
The next day...
Person 1: You didn't show up! What happened?
Person 2: I told you, I was as sure as a pickle, which is really not very sure at all.
Person 2: Um, probably.
Person 1: You sure?
Person 2: I'm as sure as a pickle!
The next day...
Person 1: You didn't show up! What happened?
Person 2: I told you, I was as sure as a pickle, which is really not very sure at all.
sure as a pickle by Rolls With Pickles August 4, 2009
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sure as hell
sure as hell by poletniy April 20, 2014
Sure as a door
Being sure as a door is being so sure about something that you will not agree with anything else on that subject
Sure as a door by Dodo Chamber November 9, 2018
sure as buttons
When you are absolutely sure of something but must exclaim that its diffidently true and accurate.
A button is always sure of itself. It's either pressed or not, buttoned up or not, clasped or unclasped.
A button is always sure of itself. It's either pressed or not, buttoned up or not, clasped or unclasped.
CFO: Are you sure that the competitive analysis shows that we are outperforming our competitor?
Finance manager: Sure as buttons. The reports are as accurate as can be.
Finance manager: Sure as buttons. The reports are as accurate as can be.
sure as buttons by 000Six_Six000 December 14, 2022
As Sure As Sunday Morning
A: Hey man, do you know when the party is on at Jill's tomorrow night?
B: 10 Pm.
A: Are you Sure?
B: As Sure As Sunday Morning
B: 10 Pm.
A: Are you Sure?
B: As Sure As Sunday Morning
As Sure As Sunday Morning by eliminat0r October 28, 2010
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