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The act of being seriously sarcastic.
Shelby:"I was talking with Kim last night and I couldn't tell if she was being serious or sarcastic."
Xander: "She was being sarcus."
sarcus by sheebeefly December 9, 2010
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intermammary sulcus

the area between a woman's breasts; cleavage
matt says that amy has the most beautiful intermammary sulcus he has ever seen.
I'm being surous bout him
surous by Dabass October 6, 2013

Diccus Succus 

The spell used to make people suck your penis
"I won't have sex with you, Harry!"
"Diccus Succus!"
Ginny then proceeded to give a very good blowjob
Diccus Succus by Dildo MacDonald December 13, 2016
Word used by afroamerican people to describe someone who is homosexual but lives (eg. sleeps in the same bed) with a heterosexual person.
There's one surus living with Pauline.
surus by Tomek89 September 27, 2008
a literal goat! he never misses when he’s making a statement, he’s also very cracked at fortnite, if your not mutuals with him, what are you doing with your life?
guy: have you seen surcs new tiktok?

me: heck yea! that guys goated
surcs by micjes March 18, 2021