Skip to main content

surprisingly 

"surprisingly" is a filler phrase used by devious businessmen to cover up their incompetence;

its meaning derives from "surprise", verbalizing an unforeseen event. Contrary to this definition,

the word mostly carries the meaning that the interlocutor who is talking to you has failed irredeemably.

To this day, historians speculate about the first historical usage of the word,

because it was only through industrialization that public utilization of the word was conceivable at all.
Johny: "Surprisingly, I got fired."
Unsuspecting Noob: "I'm so sorry for you, you couldn't have done anything better."
surprisingly by bohl March 10, 2022

Spritzing 

A form of watersports. Performed by straddling a waterless bathtub and urinating on an individual laying face up in the tub.
Roger enjoyed a good spritzing. His girlfriend would straddle the tub and soak him from head to toe.
Spritzing by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2015

sprifing 

having sexual relations with a large amount of people
"Hey dude u know that chick raven?" "Oh yeah she's totally into sprifing the whole football team.
sprifing by meljaqrav January 16, 2011
The act of looking up songs on YouTube but spelling them wrong in the process.
No, your sprining it. It’’s supposed to be spelt like this
Sprining by Sigmadoghouse November 8, 2019

Surprising Homosexual Content 

also know as Homosexual Ambushing refers to the unexpected inclusion of same-sex scenes or LGBTQ+ themes in heterosexual-oriented television shows and films. This term highlights the element of surprise experienced by heterosexual viewers when they encounter such content without prior expectation.
Example 1:
I ain't feelin' that Surprising Homosexual Content in Power, dig? One second I'm watching some thug shit like, "Hell yeah get the bag!" and the next I'm like, "Wait, what the fuck just happened?"

Example 2:
Power's writers and directors be adding that Surprising Homosexual Content to shake things up, makin' niggas talk 'bout LGBTQ+ shit.

Spritzing 

When someone is tailgating you driving down the road and you unload a tank of washer fluid on them. Also can be used for unruly pedestrians or middle aged bald guys in convertibles.
That tailgater was driving so close to me I ran my tank of washer fluid dry spritzing his car.
Spritzing by Loaf pincher January 21, 2010