The Cornholers Suprize

Very rude and rather evil to use... The Cornholers Suprize is a near fail proof way to insure that the reciever NEVER comes back to your bed.
Process is very simple...
1- Get the target into having sex with you.
2- Achieve the doggy stlye position.
3- Just be for you blow your load, accidently cramp your wang balls deep in to targets butthole.
4- To make sure they stay away. be VERY VERY rude about it. Never I say NEVER utter the words "I'm sorry".

My ex keep cock blocking me at partys. So I sweet talked her into one last round of good by sex. HAHA! You should have seen the look on her face when I gave her "The Cornholers Suprize"! She has not been around since.

by The Jerk Meister January 24, 2009

Suprize Morsel

When u glide your tongue in between your cheeks and you get a tiny morsel of food that was from hours past.

Dude I toatally just got a suprize morsel from that spaghetti earlier!!

by Miss Mariah Biersack April 29, 2011

poptart suprize

when you take a poptart and rub on a vagina until its wet, then the girl eats the poptart

Hey, my girlfriend got a poptart suprize last night

by back of my hand September 17, 2009

Helen Keller suprize

It is when you are having sex with a girl missionary style and you punch her in the eyes, (so she can't see) smack her in the ears (so she can't hear), than karate chop her in the throat (so she can't talk)

The best thing happened last night.
What Happened?
I banged Jenna and gave her the Helen Keller Suprize! Then i broke up with her.
Damn talk about great breaking up sex.

by Sig chi jizzed in your moms ey September 2, 2011

viking cream pie suprize

whae one burley gay dude shoots his load (suprize) on homo #2s chin/beard, causing a frosty/iced look on the beard/chin.

either its the coldest day ever in Green Bay, or that guy just got a viking cream pie suprize!

by sin & evil t August 10, 2008

Cynder Suprize

a surprise of awesome-ness, quite like a kinder surprise except reversed (creamy on outside chocolate on inside)

a Cynder Suprize can also be a "Cyndel" who has stopped running around and has Settled, making it a Surprise because nobody thought it would ever happen

Cynder Suprize is also a famous YouTube Lesbian known for her Optimism and love for others

hey have you tried the new Cynder Suprize. its the tastiest treat i have ever put in my mouth

by b4byf4c3s-b1tch December 28, 2011