Helen Keller suprize 

It is when you are having sex with a girl missionary style and you punch her in the eyes, (so she can't see) smack her in the ears (so she can't hear), than karate chop her in the throat (so she can't talk)

The best thing happened last night.
What Happened?
I banged Jenna and gave her the Helen Keller Suprize! Then i broke up with her.
Damn talk about great breaking up sex.

Helen Keller suprize by Sig chi jizzed in your moms ey September 4, 2011

Suprised

The incorrect way to spell surprised.

There's two R's, people, not one!

'I was so suprised when my boyfriend finally asked me to marry him.' Emma posted on Facebook, only for someone to correct her grammar.

Suprised by you're not the boss of me February 15, 2019

The Cornholers Suprize 

Very rude and rather evil to use... The Cornholers Suprize is a near fail proof way to insure that the reciever NEVER comes back to your bed.
Process is very simple...
1- Get the target into having sex with you.
2- Achieve the doggy stlye position.
3- Just be for you blow your load, accidently cramp your wang balls deep in to targets butthole.
4- To make sure they stay away. be VERY VERY rude about it. Never I say NEVER utter the words "I'm sorry".

My ex keep cock blocking me at partys. So I sweet talked her into one last round of good by sex. HAHA! You should have seen the look on her face when I gave her "The Cornholers Suprize"! She has not been around since.

The Cornholers Suprize by The Jerk Meister January 24, 2009

Su-suprised 

When a suprise is so suprisingly suprising that your own phone is in such shock that it has to make an extra suprise by adding an extra "Su" at the start of suprised making it an extra suprise.

Su-Suprised is such a freak of nature that its only found in long term aniverseries or when the worst team in a football competition happens to win a football match

Shay: My god my relationship with Jacky has lasted so long that my own phone has given me a Su-suprised.

Wise old man: WOW it looks like the phone gods of Sim have given you the tick of approval my son.

Su-suprised by blashada November 27, 2012

Suprize Morsel 

When u glide your tongue in between your cheeks and you get a tiny morsel of food that was from hours past.

Dude I toatally just got a suprize morsel from that spaghetti earlier!!

Suprize Morsel by Miss Mariah Biersack May 21, 2011

suprisedface 

1337 speak that consists of using an equals sign followed by a zero or an capital "o" Example: =0

"You ate the last of the Doritos?? Suprisedface!"

suprisedface by W. Palma April 20, 2008

suprised

To be suprised

He suprised her

suprised by h543 April 27, 2016