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superdouche 

This is a person who, through years of the practice of douchebaggery, has elevated himself to a state where douchebaggery has become instinctual, a first response, a way of life. This individual must be in some position of authority, such as a business owner or manager, but must have done nothing to earn said position, instead having been appointed to it (usually by another superdouche), or having acquired it through the practice of douchebaggery. Superdouches will often work in concert, as a superdouche will not want to promote or reward anyone who is not an utter douchebag because this person may expose the aforementioned as a superdouche, or otherwise interfere with his douchebaggery.
Employee: "Why did the owner promote that utter douchebag to a management position when he is the worst employee we have?"

Co Worker: "Because the owner is obviously a superdouche."
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Superdouche 

Someone who breaks the boundries of doucheness
Kanye West at the 2009 VMA awards.

Guy1"Did you see kanye west take the mic away from taylor swift??
guy2"Yea...total superdouche..like those guys on tool academy.."
Superdouche by ImAwesome! September 14, 2009

shoredouche 

A typical Shoreditch (in east London, UK) twit.

One of them trendies that'd strap a meercat to their head if they were told it was cool by Vice magazine or Noel Fielding or the like... though noel fielding has lost his touch a bit

Not everyone in Shoreditch is a Shoredouche... but a fair chunk of em are

can be used in an amiable teasing manner of course... its just a shame 'douche' is such a twattish word...
"fuck a duck! check out the Shoredouche over there, he has a small rodent tied to each ear and he's riding a bike fit for a toddler. Would you look at that; his knees are so high up he's at risk of causing himself a concussion"
shoredouche by Grandma Polly October 17, 2008

superdouche 

one who greatly exceeds the realm of douchiness
Andy Wilmes aka green shirt Andy is such a friggen superdouche
superdouche by Barbie&&Ken September 9, 2010

Superdouche 

She is a superhero that fights crime in the Guildford area of the UK. She has a side kick who is a dead turkey called Peter. Their preferred mode of transport is a 'douchecopter' and their arch enemy is The Bearded Lady of Guildford.
No one keeps the streets of Guildford safer and more regularly douched than Superdouche and her little dead turkey Peter.
Superdouche by Sam March 17, 2005

superdoucher 

He is a superdoucher