| 1. | YCRTW | ||
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Stands for "You Can't Rape The Willing". Said to indicate that an implied or implicit statement of rape is impossible. Me: I am gonna rape the shit out of Mom!
Dad: YCRTW! |
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| 2. | Pimp | ||
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A profession that isn't easy because it requires marketing, accounting, management, and collection duties beyond what most people are capable of. That pimp no only got his money but prefected his buisness skills.
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| 3. | Donkey Thump | ||
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An involuntary meeting usually intiated by your supervisor that is generally considered a waste of time. When over it generally leaves one feeling fucked up the ass without the lube. Five minutes after my shift began my supervisor came to me to talk. I knew that I was in for a donkey thump.
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| 4. | Hands-Free DRE | ||
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A rhyming term short for 'Hands-Free Digital Rectal Exam'. Arising from the filthier quarters of the medical community, the term refers to anal intercourse. "The girlfriend didn't cook dinner tonight... The only way to make it up was by letting me practice the Hands-Free DRE"
"I totally fucked up that patient's meds... My supervisor is going to give me the Hands-Free DRE" |
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| 5. | Vagina-Vagina | ||
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Yielding an odor of unwashed, musty, damp vagina so pungent and odoriferous that it smells as if it is in fact two unwashed, musty and damp vaginas. The smell may also be referred to as morally offensive. "It smells like vagina-vagina in here!" Steven exclaimed upon entrance into the women's locker room.
Cheryl smelled like vagina-vagina when she got to work today, so her supervisor sent her home to shower, change, and put on fresh underwear. |
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| 6. | Kiefsultant | ||
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1. n. Professional male of exceptional sexual prowess and appetite in the workplace. Marked by Kenneth Cole pinstripe suits, regular consumption of protein shakes during lunch hour, and the ability to "pull shorties" during happy hours. Typically having three or more romantic interludes per standard work week, the Kiefsultant's fingers will usually have a different scent on his fingers each Monday morning.
2. n. The guy at happy hour with the satin shirt and super shiny shoes who gets the hostess's phone number and then instead of calling her shows up three days later to finger bang her in his BMW behind the Bennigans. Jack actually had sex with his supervisor and the little Croatian woman who vaccuums the floors in the same week! What a Kiefsultant!
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| 7. | smarmy | ||
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Similar to slimey, but with an air of innocence and similar to kiss-ass, but with out the obviousness. Typically, a male, who gives brief but strong focussed attention to a number of females, often in the work-place, that is drippingly sweet, but carries the occasional lame sexual innuendo that is immediately retracted by a childlike expression. A man, usually a co-worker, or person in contact with large group of female potentials, with puppy-dog eyes, offering an insincere concern and easy compliments, who has (not-so-)hidden agenda accompanyiing his actions and conversation. Easy to discern for the experienced or for those who trust their intuition. Preys most easily on young and vulnerable. Is not harmful, but had own best interests at heart, which usually involve sex, or in the very least, creating self-directed admiration. "I heard that the new supervisor from the new store is real smarmy."
"yeah, I met him, he's really 'nice' n' all, but yeah, he will smile and give you a little fake charm and feel you out to see how far he can take his comments and then he'll whimper that you don't like him or sing that you are the best and he'd do anything for you, all you need do is ask. I can't stand it when he comes around, attention seeking, because I look like I'm being rude, but he is so smarmy it repels me." "I knew a smarmy guy once, ewww.. all my friends couldn't stand him either and the guys all thought he was a bit of a nerd, but they didn't really understand that he was smarmy." "I had to explain smarmy to my ex-boyfriend, one night, after he introduced me to his co-worker who kept asking me personal, leading questions, hoping to create a trust and then find a loop-hole in my faithfulness to my guy." |
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