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supermarket sex 

When two individuals who work together in a supermarket can't keep there hands off each other during work hours.
Keirsten and chad work together in a supermarket they become physical attracted to each other and suddenly they begin hiding in the produce cooler so Keirsten can suck chads banana and chad and play with Keirsten 's mellons it leads into some hot supermarket sex.
supermarket sex by JDawg 316 December 8, 2015
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Michael Superbacker 

Michael Superbacker is a person who fell for a kickstarter scam (scam in question being the air umbrella) and stayed in the comments of said scam for 7 years, most known for appearing in penguinz0's videos every know and and then, Thanks to Allen Pan (Sufficiently Advanced) the air umbrella has been built, it is unknown if Michael has claimed it or not yet.

Michael always includes superbacker in his online presence, an example being his twitter @MSuperbacker

Some quotes
"Congratulations air umbrella! Dave W. , You where the first backer and I was the last 825th backer! :) Maybe we will both get an extra present/reward? :)" - late 2014
"Where the Fuck is my Money!? Where the Fuck is my Umbrella Mother Fuckers!!!???" - mid 2016
"Hello? I've been literally asking my mailman everyday... IS IT HERE???!!!, IS IT HERE???!!!, he just looks at me with a sad face :( please send my product soon,thank you." - early 2019
"Day 2,582... .... Woke up today in my tent by the river... it was really chilly and cold... only in the low 40s this morning. I found some blueberry patches yesterday along with an apple orchard. I am ready for the new fall season ahead ... The search goes on......." - Late 2021
"Michael is a man of focus, a force of nature so powerful not even the air umbrella can stop him." - Charles white (penguinz0) When talking about Michael Superbacker Jul 25 2021

Supermarket shuffle 

The act of two individuals walking head on in a supermarket at which time they are unable to predict the direction the opposite party will maneuver resulting in a left to right or right to left shuffle that leaves both parties felling somewhat awkward about the occurrence. This sometimes leads to nervous laughter or a consequential head on collision.
Ex: Lyle was walking down the frozen foods section at Wally World when in front of him appeared a patron walking in the opposite direction. When the two parties tried to pass they did the supermarket shuffle before bursting into a nervous yet awkward laughter and going on about their business.

Supermarket Rock 

Music that is heard in a supermarket or has a distinctive style like the music heard in a supermarket.
Girl: OMG I LOVE BREAKING BENJAMIN!!
Guy: Dude, it all sounds like the same damn supermarket rock to me.

supermarket legs 

n. Slapper

"Cheap and always open".
Jack: "Hey Bill, have you seen the new girl Sharon?"
Bill: "Yeah Jack, but I hear she's got real supermarket legs!"
supermarket legs by Jamie Douglas September 30, 2006

Supermarket Pub 

The act of consuming alcohol, usually bought from a supermarket for maximum money-saving, at someone's house prior to an evening out.
I'm guessing Tara will wanna go to the supermarket pub before Q to save a bit of moolah.
Supermarket Pub by Martram August 3, 2006

communist supermarket 

A poorly-stocked supermarket with large amounts of empty shelf space.
This supermarket has so many empty shelves that I'd swear it was a communist supermarket
communist supermarket by adirudi October 18, 2009