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a) Superman is the last survivor of the planet Krypton. As is woefully unprepared homeland is subjected to a prodigiousand catastrophic explosion, he is sent by his loving parents to Earth on a spaceship. He comes here and basically grows up on a farm until he realizes hes better than that. Than he moves to the city and proceeds to beat the shit out of everybody.

b) Anybody who performs such a tremendous feat as to be declared a "superman"
a) I would bet millions of dollars that pre-crisis superman could destroy any character in the comic universe, DC or otherwise. He was wickedly strong and foolishly overpowered. Those writers were smoking crack.

b) Magic Johnson is superman. There have only been a few people in the world to get AIDS and not die; but Magic does it in style.

Magic Johnson > AIDS
and
Magic Johnson style > Big Ron Style*
therefore
Magic Johnson = Superman

*Big Ron Style being developed by Ish for the West Coast Customs client "Ron" on the ever-popular mtv program "Pimp My Ride"
by Max Orchard January 16, 2006
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Superan; When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her back. After that, stick the bedsheet on to her back and when she wakes up it's stuck to the cum and she has a cape like Superman!!!
"Yo, dawg, Last night my bitch was being frothy so I have her a Superman"
by KryptonicDream February 11, 2005
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Superman is when a guy cums on a girl's back and puts a sheet on her back. When she wakes in the morning and the sheet is stuck to her back, you have officially supermanned that hoe.
Wa Me crank dat Souljah boy now superman dat hoe.
by Brittny and Keyanna October 31, 2007
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The world's most recognizable superhero.
"It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's Superman!"
by DJD December 20, 2003
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Clark Kent without glasses.
person 1: "hey there's Clark taking off his glasses, but where did he go?"

person 2: "I don't know, but there's Superman!"
by ooshi78 December 05, 2006
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when a guy cums on the back of a girl when shes sleeping, then u put a sheet on it so when the cum dries and she wakes up in the morning she has a cape.
i super man that hoe-soulja boy
by biznatch1234 October 15, 2007
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When a guy cums on a girl's back while she sleeps and then sticks a cape (blanket) on her back, thus making her superman. Men usually do this because they are pissed at the girl for some reason.

Used in the AIDS filled song of "Crank that Soulja Boy"
Dude, I totally supermanned my girlfriend last night because she wouldn't blow me.
by BobGre December 30, 2007
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Superman is a fictional character and the staple superhero of DC Comics. He first appeared in Action Comics #1 in 1938 and is considered the first character to embody the particular combination of traits that characterize the modern superhero.

The comic book character, created by Toronto-born Joe Shuster and Cleveland-born Jerry Siegel in 1932 and sold to Detective Comics, Inc (today DC Comics) in 1938, subsequently appeared in various radio serials, television programs, films, newspaper strips, and video games. As was written in the first edition of Action Comics #1 (June, 1938), Superman is born on the planet Krypton and as an infant is rocketed to Earth by his scientist father, moments before Krypton explodes. The rocket lands on Earth, where amiable couple the Kents find the baby and adopt him. As he grows, he discovers that he possesses powers far beyond those of mortal men and women and resolves to use them to help others. When not fighting the forces of evil as Superman, he lives among humanity as "mild-mannered" Clark Kent, a reporter for the Daily Star (later changed to the Daily Planet). Clark works alongside reporter Lois Lane, with whom he is romantically involved. In current comics continuity, they are married; however, the character has several other relationships throughout his years in comics. Today, the character's adventures are published in a number of comic books.
Superman is a great superhero of the DC Comics
by P.redeckis June 07, 2006
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