| 1. | the superman | ||
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The Superman is a new and often painful sex act. During intercourse, the female will be required to wear a cape and occasionally a heroes mask as request by the male. The act must be performed in a first, second or occasionally a third story building. It is often wise to be surrounded by soft areas such as bushes. As the female party climaxes, she is snatched up by numerous men at surprise who jump from closets, doors and under the bed and thrown out of the window during her orgasm thus achieving the superman. Female-Oooh....ooooh....oooooh shit I'm cumming!!! Mmmm!! Mmmmhmm? What the fuck? Eh...mmm...OH SHIT! FUCK!
*Silence* Male-Thats the superman bitch... |
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| 2. | Dive of Life | ||
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When several people are after the same object, and one person pulls a Superman Jump to get it before anyone else does. Eric, Zach, and Stewart were all after an onion ring that was recently tossed to the floor, and Stewart performed the fabled Dive of Life to achieve the object.
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| 3. | Kryptonate | ||
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Kryptonate is a more powerful human form of Nate Robinson and Superman's biggest weakness, Achilles heel, and arch-nemesis (Next to Lex Lurther). Derived from the word kryptonite; Kryptonate is also in all green. Kryptonate wears a Saint Patrick's day green New York Knicks Jersey and shorts, green shoes, and a green sleeve. Kryptonate's biggest unleashed weapon of choice is his green ball which is said to give him extra powers, and said to weaken Superman whenever it's within his radius or whenever it's in use. Kryptonate is the human form of Superman's weakness "Kryptonite." It's said that Superman loses judgment around Kryptonate, which in turn causes Superman to be more vulnerable when around him. It's speculated that that is why Dwight Howard let Nate Robinson jump over him in the 2009 NBA Slam Dunk Contest. It's also argued that Kryptonate makes Superman weaken and lose abilities, ultimately becoming less Superman-like, and more like Dwight Howard. Many theorist proclaim that to be one of the main reasons Dwight Howard finishes weak in the final round of the 2009 Slam Dunk Contest. It is also argued by some that his abilities and judgement confused Dwight enough to even attempt the free throw line dunk, but that isn't yet accepted by the majority. more...
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| 4. | Blacky McNiggs | ||
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The largest and most powerful African to exist. He has all the normal powers of a black person such as immunity to bullets, ability to jump 450 ft in the air, and seduce any white woman into bed. He also has the strength of 50 black men and has a 4 ft penis which when inserted is nearly lethal. Be careful if you ever encounter Blacky Mcniggs because he has a very short temper and has been known to kill a man with nothing more than his fat lips and his gapped teeth. Superman good but not as good as Blacky Mcniggs.
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| 5. | Supes! | ||
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(Definition 1) Short for Super. Basically meaning really awesome or cool. (Definition 2) Also used as a shorter word for Superman. Mainly used by comic book writers. (Definition 1)
Dude, how are you going to jump off that ladder? You're Supes High Up! Bro, those shoes are totally supes! (Definition 2) Hey, Bill. Did you finish writing the comic strip for Supes yet? Hey, Simon. You know that the new Supes Movie just cameout? |
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| 6. | inner asian | ||
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A person of Asian backgrounds harnessing the power built up inside of them to preform tasks that need extra energy. (Mashing the A button VERY fast, jumping super high, or finishing that song on heavy from DDR. Derka: Danny, how in the hell do you jump so f**king high??
Danny: I'm feelin' my inner asian right now! |
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| 7. | fmx | ||
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FMX or Freestyle motocross is a fast growing sport and is pushing the envelope on insanity. It consists on modified (usually two stroke dirt bikes)bikes that have been talored to perform air born tricks. The front and rear fenders are cut shorter so that nothing on the rider gets caught on the bike. The air box covers are cut out larger for a grab hole, for when the rider needs to grab under the seat to do a superman seat grab and other tricks that require a grab hole. The handle bars are replaced with a low setting bar that has no second bar for support. This bar offers more room for throughing the feet out over or through the bar for tricks like the bar hop. FMX riders usually hit wood or meatl ramps called kicker ramps. They are described by their height. 6' kicker or an 8' kicker. The landings are usually dirt but can be a metal landing ramp/trailer. The kicker ramps are good from about 30-70ft gaps. The riders compete in a timed session, they through out the sickest tricks with consistance and skill to impress the judges for the highest score. The sport came from a side show entertainment for motocross riders to make a little extra cash, to a highly competitive, extreme sport. FMX has come a long way from simple no footers, no handers to double backflips, 360 backflip, and with all kind of trick variations while flipping. Keep in mind this is on a 250lb motorcycle. man, what the hell was that.....that's insane!
X-Games Gravity Games Red Bull X-Fighters most known FMX riders- Travis Pastrana, Nate Adams, Ronnie Renners, Jeremey "Twitch" Steinberg, Tommy Clowers, "Mad" Mike Jones, "Cowboy" Kenny Bartrum. |
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