the conspiracy that states super man had a very small penis and therefore wore tight items of clothing to create the visual allusion that it is bigger than it actually is. hence the female attention he receives through out his super life. What he didn't consider though was the lack of sperm he may now have.
Tony Blair, Superman, Dick Nightingale, The Pope:
A superlative conspiracy is the definition of a person who acts up to compensate for a lack of downstairs penis.