superglue sally 

A woman's coochie that is so tight that when a man enters his male genitalia into it, it cannot be pulled out. It becomes stuck to the walls of the woman's vagina, and 100% chance of ejaculation occurs, due to the extreme sexual sensation to the penis. Therefore, a woman with such a cooch is deemed in possession of a superglue sally.

guy #1: yo, why you in the hospital?
guy #2: I had sex with a superglue sally last night. That thing almost took off my entire penis.

superglue sally by ilovecottoncandy May 4, 2020

Superglue 

A condition where couples literally can't stop spending all their time together and consistently skank their friends off over a given period of time.

Joe: Hey Frank, what do you think Marseille is up to tonight? Do you think he's game for drinks down the White Horse?

Frank: Dunno man, but that kids got some serious superglue issues...

Superglue by cookoomashu October 16, 2010

super glued 

Yet another term designating a very high level of inebriation (drunkenness).

Damn, Frank drank the rest of that fifth of Jim Beam. By the end of the afternoon, he was super glued!

super glued by Frank Klaune April 23, 2005

Redneck Superglue 

Redneck superglue is a nickname for duct tape. Which is often used to temporarily fix broken items around the house quickly, and cheaply, just long enough for professional help arrives to properly fix the problem.

Kevin: Hey man the pipe in my kitchen sink just sprung a leak, what should I do?

Bob: Wrap it in some Redneck Superglue, then call a plumber.

Redneck Superglue by Mr. Cannonball Jones September 9, 2011

Redneck Superglue 

Duct tape, or more specifically the old tale that duct tape fixes everything, and is used by those born into a rural background instead of using the proper tools to fix car engines, computer parts, chairs, etc. but is only used a short -term solution until the right materials can found.

John: Hey Beals my car broke down I think the engine blew a valve. Got some Redneck Superglue?

Beals: yeah but remember Redneck Superglue is just a quick fix, you should still see a mechanic

Redneck Superglue by mr. cannonball walter September 25, 2011

super-glued 

when a man has a wet dream and he wakes up with his dick stuck to his body

Ah, man I woke up this morning after having an amazing wet dream last night, and my dick was super-glued to my belly!!!!

super-glued by hbomb1974 September 2, 2019

Superglue that one 

Signed, sealed, and made a permanent deal. You might not even realize it should be that permanent until someone else points it out to you.

Bill: idk dude first started to ignore her and flirt with other girls and then she shoved me in a closet and gave me a blowie.

Mike: wow man it sounds like you need to superglue that one.

Kate: First we were just fooling around and the next thing I know, my vajazzle ring came undone and got lost in the abyss.
Sarah: oh girl… sounds like you need to superglue that one.

Superglue that one by Oscar Not The Weiner October 4, 2022