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An individual who is constantly threatened with termination by his or her employer for strange and unwanted references to Morrissey and his music.
What happened to Heather?

Oh, Marco got rid of that superfiredmorrisseyweirdo once and for all. We don't have to put up with her depressing lyrical references or worship of the Pope of Mope any longer.
by The Girl Least Likely To... May 02, 2006

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