Superfan #1: Who would win in a fight, between Ditka, and God?
Superfan #2: That's a trick question there Bob. Ditka IS God.
Superfan #1: Who would win if the Bears' team bus was in the Indianappolis 500?
Superfan #2: Who's driving the bus?
Superfan #1: Ditka's driving the bus.
Superfan #2: Da Bears would win.
Let's not sit by the super fans they are so loud during the football game and we can't talk.
2.) Colton superfanned me while I was at dinner yesterday. He sat himself down without an invitation and spent 20 minutes monopolizing the table's conversation to reminisce about a class we had together 3 years ago.
You will know a superfan by the their clothes, which are:
-Running shoes or small skate shoes such as vans
-Long socks (often striped or brightly colored)
-Short shorts or booty shorts in the team colors
-A fanny pack, in which to carry their wallet and cell phone
-Tanktop or even shirtless
-Plastic beads in their teams color
-Vuvuzelas, fox 40/rape whistles, airhorns, and thundersticks
-Possibly covered head to toe in body paint, with their favorite players/friends number painted all over them
Superfans are extreamly annoying to sit next to, unless your a superfan yourself. They will not shit down or shut up at any point in the game, even if their team is loosing, they are recognized as the best fan a team can have.
Sarah: "Oh, theres nothing we can do about that, they're 'superfans.' They wont be totally quite until a few hours after the game is over."
Jason: "Karen's a superfan, Brad. She thinks Chad Kroeger, the singer, is hot, although I've heard nothing but negativity about him".
Brad: "She's not a teenybopper, is she?"
Jason: "No, she likes their music, too".