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50.
a game where one superior football team beats another pussass team in front of millions of americans.
yo, did you see the eagles distroy those pussass patriots? damn!
by philly pride January 30, 2005
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51.
Terrible event of Fake Football. It is overhyped and an unpopular sport outside of America despite what Americans will want you to believe. Oh but there is an NFL Europe I'm told, really? It can't be too popular if I and everyone else has never heard of it. The FA Cup gets higher ratings than the Superbowl worldwide.

And the World Cup is the grestest sporting event of the world, Americans need to learn that their sports are not popular outside of their country, sure they may have some leagues but they are hardly popular.
Guy 1: The superbowl is on

Guy 2: Oh that crappy overhyped American sporting event

Guy 1: Yeah lets watch the FA Cup instead, we'll see some real footballers in action
by Matthew January 31, 2004
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52.
The championship match-up between the AFC and NFC conference winners in the game of (American) football. The event and, to a greater degree, the sport in general, is often referred to with disdain by pissy Europeans who attack it for no other reason than to be "better than America", probably because no one in America watches soccer. Boo fucking hoo.
Europeans pissed and moaned about Superbowl XXXVIII because Americans would rather watch the Patriots and the Panthers play then Ecuador and Australia.
by Mr. Shmallow February 03, 2004
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53.
The Gayest Overrated Thing On Earth. Millions Of American Men Sit On There Couch Screaming At The T.V Drinking Bear And Jumping Up & Down Every Time Some One Uses There HANDS To Catch Something. Play Breaks Down Every 30 Seconds And Any One Who Is Not An American Fag Has Already Turned Over Or Fell Asleep By Half Time. Supposedly For "Real Men" Because Of The Shit Load Of Protection They Wear. The Actual Event Itself And What They Do At Half Time Is Actually More Interesting Than The Supposed "Game" That Is Being Played. turd
American Fag Number 1: "Oh My God Did You See The Super Bowl?!"

American Fag Number 2: " Of Course! I've Been Waiting For It All Year, I Mean It's Not Exactly Anything Special And Is The Same As Any Other "Footabll" Game I've Seen, But Now It's Over I've Got Nothin' To Do For A Year!"

Non-American Person: "Yer I Tryed Watchin It But I Didn't Know What The Fuck Was Goin' On And They Kept Just Stopping Play, What The Fuck Dude? And I Also Can't Stand Fat Sweaty Americans Getting Over Excited About Some Guy Catchin' A Ball."

American Fag Number 1: "Fair Point."
by The_Don_killuminati May 08, 2006
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54.
A kiss that you have REALLY been waiting for.
"hey man i know you two went out last night, so did you go to the SUPER BOWL."

"yeah we went bowl game and I think next time we're going to Disneyland.
by sheryon February 27, 2006
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The Super bowl is the crowning of the best American football team in the world. If the rest of the world doesn't want to watch American football then don't, no one is forcing you to. We don't say shit about rugby or whatever the fuck you play, why do you?
English people dont get that Americans don't give a shit about what they think.
by Linux System Message April 06, 2004
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N. Excuse for an American football championship, played between the American Football Conference champions and the National Football Conference champions. Included with the "big game" is two weeks of media hype and scanctily clad women/men taking off their clothes during the halftime show
The Bengals didn't make the super bowl becuase Kimo Von Oellhoffen sucker tackled Carson Palmer and tore his ACL during the AFC wild card round. What a bummer:-(.
by American Bison January 31, 2006
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