1) Based on Roman Gladiator theme, championship of Sport where Gigantic human beings try to crush each other for the sake of passing a gigantic almond shaped ball over a desired stripe of white turf. People from countries outside the US will try to dismiss it as Rugby with pads, but I don't think Joe Theisman was wearing a pad on that leg that snapped in two on National Television. Braveheart couldn't have done it better.
2) A 300 scored during the beer round at the local 40 lanes.
3) Denny's bacon, ribs, and porkrind salad on the kids menu.
4) A chance for the world to see Janet J's Flapjack.
1)Bill Belichick loves the superbowl so much that he begins videotaping the day before the game, just to have something to show the grandkids. He taped the Jets only to remember this momentous season.
2)Chucky hit the superbowl, so he had to start drinking again. They found his twisted Chevy at the bottom of the ravine. At least he went out on a high note.
3)Mark was proud of the way his children hoovered the Denny's Superbowl, and they weren't even teenagers yet. He couldn't eat that much until he was 25.
4)There was a spike in sales at IHOP after the super bowl where Justin Timberlake whipped JJ's tata out.
by Joe Theisman February 03, 2008
An excuse for Janet Jackson to expose her booby.
Justin says it was a "wardrobe malfunction?!" I think not!
by kamek February 01, 2004
Name for the biggest professional sporting venue, the National Football League (NFL). The Super Bowl debuted in 1966. Since then it has become the biggest event in all of sports. With the number of spectators in attendance, the amount of revenue created through t.v. ads/commercials, high profile celebrity attendance, and t.v. ratings that surpass any other sporting championship ratings.
Coach Vince Lombardi won the first Super Bowl, coaching the Green Bay Packers. The Pittsburgh Steelers won the latest Super Bowl in Super Bowl XL (40) in 2006.
by Chad Lilly February 18, 2006
The biggest and most important game of the year: The NFL Championship game.
The Bears are going to the Superb Owl!
by Hi-Hat December 13, 2010
the long anticipated bong hit after a long day
Dude, today sucked. When I get home I'm having a super bowl.
by poochunks February 24, 2006
A huge event where millions of people watch long but unfunny commercials and eat fatty food. Oh yeah, there's also some football.
"Hey, who won the Superbowl last night?"

"Who cares, did you see that GoDaddy commercial?"
by Antny-Cap-Cap February 04, 2008
The proving grounds to see the best of the best football teams. Or a chance to blow a perfect season!
Jack: "Dude, did you see the Patriots and Giants Superbowl Game?"
Jill: "Ya, so much for being perfect when it counts."
by Mikey13 February 06, 2008

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