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The super bowl is an overglorified football game and the culmination of the professional football season. This also involves many ads which account for more of the duration of this event than the game itself. These ads are often moronic and often involve half-nude chicks. There is also a halftime show where shitty music acts perform their bubble-gum songs. And perhaps, 'entertain' the men.
GAME: This year, its the Seahawks versus the Steelers.

ADS: There is a rush to get a 30 second timeslot for ads during the super bowl. An example of an ad will be Jessica Simpson(probably half nude) advertising Pizza Hut's cheesy sticks or whatever the hell its called. Also expect many Budweiser ads

MUSIC: Janet Jackson did her famous boob act a few years ago. But this year is special. The Rolling Stones will be performing at halftime, so thats a breath of fresh air. I may just watch the halftime for the Stones and then the end to see the score.
by Still Life Tonight February 05, 2006
 
1.
30 second clips of men running in between commercials.
Person 1: Who do you think will win the Superbowl?
Person 2: What's that? Oh, those men running in between the commercials?
by Twilight February 02, 2004
 
2.
The only show that makes me eager to watch the commercials.
Did you see the Reno 911 trailer during the Super Bowl? That movie's gonna rock!!
by bigtones January 15, 2005
 
3.
A sporting event in which major corporations shamelessly promote thier products with obnoxious commercials, and music artists who were never meant to sing together, sing together.
Did you see that Superbowl commercial when the monkey tries to fuck that lady?
by Nick L. February 25, 2004
 
4.
a REALLY big bowl.
this superbowl can, like, hold all my cranberries! Mmmmm, cranberries!
by seamonkey girl February 03, 2004
 
5.
1) A large football event held at the end of the football season in which two teams compete for a shiny ring
2) The most common excuse for men to buy a new TV at an obscene price
"Honey, I'm gonna go buy a 78-inch plasma screen TV"
"WHAT?!?!?! We're so poor we can't pay attention!"
"Superbowl"
"oh... OK"
by Thomas Hersh February 03, 2004
 
6.
that thing that patriots lost
the patriots went 18 and 0...and then lost the super bowl...to the GIANTS
by easy-b April 15, 2008
 
7.
1) Based on Roman Gladiator theme, championship of Sport where Gigantic human beings try to crush each other for the sake of passing a gigantic almond shaped ball over a desired stripe of white turf. People from countries outside the US will try to dismiss it as Rugby with pads, but I don't think Joe Theisman was wearing a pad on that leg that snapped in two on National Television. Braveheart couldn't have done it better.
2) A 300 scored during the beer round at the local 40 lanes.
3) Denny's bacon, ribs, and porkrind salad on the kids menu.
4) A chance for the world to see Janet J's Flapjack.
1)Bill Belichick loves the superbowl so much that he begins videotaping the day before the game, just to have something to show the grandkids. He taped the Jets only to remember this momentous season.
2)Chucky hit the superbowl, so he had to start drinking again. They found his twisted Chevy at the bottom of the ravine. At least he went out on a high note.
3)Mark was proud of the way his children hoovered the Denny's Superbowl, and they weren't even teenagers yet. He couldn't eat that much until he was 25.
4)There was a spike in sales at IHOP after the super bowl where Justin Timberlake whipped JJ's tata out.
by Joe Theisman February 03, 2008