The super bowl is an overglorified football game and the culmination of the professional football season. This also involves many ads which account for more of the duration of this event than the game itself. These ads are often moronic and often involve half-nude chicks. There is also a halftime show where shitty music acts perform their bubble-gum songs. And perhaps, 'entertain' the men.
GAME: This year, its the Seahawks versus the Steelers.

ADS: There is a rush to get a 30 second timeslot for ads during the super bowl. An example of an ad will be Jessica Simpson(probably half nude) advertising Pizza Hut's cheesy sticks or whatever the hell its called. Also expect many Budweiser ads

MUSIC: Janet Jackson did her famous boob act a few years ago. But this year is special. The Rolling Stones will be performing at halftime, so thats a breath of fresh air. I may just watch the halftime for the Stones and then the end to see the score.
by Still Life Tonight February 05, 2006
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30 second clips of men running in between commercials.
Person 1: Who do you think will win the Superbowl?
Person 2: What's that? Oh, those men running in between the commercials?
by Twilight February 02, 2004
The only show that makes me eager to watch the commercials.
Did you see the Reno 911 trailer during the Super Bowl? That movie's gonna rock!!
by bigtones January 15, 2005
A sporting event in which major corporations shamelessly promote thier products with obnoxious commercials, and music artists who were never meant to sing together, sing together.
Did you see that Superbowl commercial when the monkey tries to fuck that lady?
by Nick L. February 25, 2004
a REALLY big bowl.
this superbowl can, like, hold all my cranberries! Mmmmm, cranberries!
by seamonkey girl February 03, 2004
1) A large football event held at the end of the football season in which two teams compete for a shiny ring
2) The most common excuse for men to buy a new TV at an obscene price
"Honey, I'm gonna go buy a 78-inch plasma screen TV"
"WHAT?!?!?! We're so poor we can't pay attention!"
"oh... OK"
by Thomas Hersh February 03, 2004
that thing that patriots lost
the patriots went 18 and 0...and then lost the super the GIANTS
by easy-b April 15, 2008
11 minutes of action squeezed into 3 hours.
Super bowl is like a boring boxing match with a big knock out punch
by Jeff Steveo February 04, 2007

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