| 1. | Superbowl Monday | ||
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The day after Superbowl Sunday, Where everyone wakes up hungover and watches the news to see who won anyways because they were too drunk to remember. Dude 1: Dude! Tomorrows superbowl sunday!
Dude 2: Yeah i know! But then theres superbowl monday after... |
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| 2. | Superbowl Secondary | ||
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The team that you root for on Superbowl Sunday, due to the fact that your shitty team either didn't make it to the playoffs, or got beat during the playoffs. Dude 1: "Who are you rooting for this Superbowl Sunday?"
Dude 2: "The Ravens sucked this year, so I'm rooting for my superbowl secondary, the Giants." |
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| 3. | Superbowl Shaft | ||
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Being scheduled to work on Superbowl Sunday. Jason looking at the work schedule realizes he has to work during the Superbowl - Jason: Damn it! Doug: What? Jason: I just got the Superbowl Shaft. Doug: Haha. Sucks to be you! I'm going to call you on break completley trashed!
Kat looked at the schedule and noticed she was working from 5-10:30 on a Sunday and thought nothing of it. Three nights later it dawned on her - Kat: Fucking-A! I just took the Superbowl Shaft right up the ass. |
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| 4. | Superbowl Monday Quarterback | ||
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A variation of the Monday Morning Quarterback, only its in the Superbowl. Kurt Warner is a great example of a Superbowl Monday Quarterback. During Superbowl XLIII, He could of let Edgerrin James run the ball in to the end zone and if they failed, they could at least have a Field goal to to tie it up. Instead he throws an interception to James Harrison who returns it for a touchdown. That one play shaped the entire outcome of a Superbowl.
Instead of make history for the Cardinals, Warner made history for the Steelers. |
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| 5. | Bored To Tears | ||
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This is a brunch with your In-Laws on Superbowl Sunday (with no TV)that lasts until the Post-Game interviews. I had brunch with my In-Laws last Superbowl Sunday talking about Sushi recipes and Wallpaper. Let me tell you I was Bored To Tears.
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| 6. | Man-iday | ||
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A Man Holiday, mainly Superbowl Sunday, where men eat loads of snacks and food, enjoy themselves and watch the big game. John: "Hey Rob you going golfing on sunday?"
Rob: "No way, Sunday is a Man-iday" |
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| 7. | National Poop Day | ||
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The day after Superbowl Sunday. As a result of our country's tradition on Superbowl Sunday to collectively eat the most deliciously unhealthy foods known to man (e.g. buffalo wings, pigs-in-blankets, pizza, mozzerella sticks, chips & dip, sloppy joes, french fries, burgers etc.) and collectively drink billions of bottles of the cheapest beer, there is no other day of the year to beat the sheer mass of our collective poops, than the day after Superbowl Sunday. I therefore declare it, National Poop Day. Pat: Hey man, you taking off of work for National Poop Day?
Joe: Hells yeah! Pass me another buffalo wing! |
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