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Michael Superbacker 

Michael Superbacker is a person who fell for a kickstarter scam (scam in question being the air umbrella) and stayed in the comments of said scam for 7 years, most known for appearing in penguinz0's videos every know and and then, Thanks to Allen Pan (Sufficiently Advanced) the air umbrella has been built, it is unknown if Michael has claimed it or not yet.

Michael always includes superbacker in his online presence, an example being his twitter @MSuperbacker

Some quotes
"Congratulations air umbrella! Dave W. , You where the first backer and I was the last 825th backer! :) Maybe we will both get an extra present/reward? :)" - late 2014
"Where the Fuck is my Money!? Where the Fuck is my Umbrella Mother Fuckers!!!???" - mid 2016
"Hello? I've been literally asking my mailman everyday... IS IT HERE???!!!, IS IT HERE???!!!, he just looks at me with a sad face :( please send my product soon,thank you." - early 2019
"Day 2,582... .... Woke up today in my tent by the river... it was really chilly and cold... only in the low 40s this morning. I found some blueberry patches yesterday along with an apple orchard. I am ready for the new fall season ahead ... The search goes on......." - Late 2021
"Michael is a man of focus, a force of nature so powerful not even the air umbrella can stop him." - Charles white (penguinz0) When talking about Michael Superbacker Jul 25 2021

supermassiveblackhole 

A typical party game, when a group of people just lie on the floor and on each other, trying to get as comfortable as they can. Consisting of members of both sexes.

Basically an orgy,but with clothes on.

Twister, but without the bullshit.
Dude 1- "wanna go to a party? we will have a supermassiveblackhole!!!"
Dude 2- "sweet, i just hope it wont be a sausage fest "
supermassiveblackhole by s@tellite November 1, 2011

Superfast Jellyfish 

A super colorful song about a breakfast food that only takes 3 microwave minutes. It's by Gorillaz, and Features De La Soul and Gruff Rhys. By the time this song is over your Superfast Jellyfish should be delicious and pipping hot.
Dude 1: Man, I have to wait 3 whole minutes for my shit to be ready!
Dude 2: Let's just listen to Superfast Jellyfish
Dude 1: HELL YEAH!

supermassive 

Introduced into popular usage from the lyrics of "Supermassive Black Hole" - the first single by the British rock band Muse from their album, Black Holes And Revelations; 'supermassive' is an abbreviated form of Supermassive Black Hole.

'Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive'

The term 'Supermassive' is used by astronomers & physicists to distinguish Black Holes which have been caused supernova explosions. Supermassive Black Holes are recognised as the most destructive force in nature. Evidence is mounting that most, if not all, galaxies harbour supermassive black holes at their centers.

Supermassive describes something that is godlike; omnipotent; all powerful; amazing; inescapable; inevitable; beautiful; apocalyptic.
'...the superstars sucked into the supermassive.'

'Death is just another supermassive experience.'

'That performance was supermassive.'

'I'm supermassive'
supermassive by Clodius September 3, 2008

superbabe 

A Superbabe is a woman who is delicious in everyway, from head to toe. Her personality is addictive. Her beauty is mesmerizing. Her soul is captivating. A Superbabe can make a man smile in his darkest hour. She can make him melt while flashing her "supersmile". A sexual force to be reckoned with that can lasso a man with her heart.
I was on the phone with Araceli when she superbabed me with the sweetest words I have ever heard. Her Superbabe powers can turn my frown upside down.
superbabe by dexterbateman April 20, 2008

Superbadass 

Adjective used to illustrate extreme awesomenes.
Why do you call yourself Voltron?

I don't know. . . maybe cuz it's superbadass.
Superbadass by Spenny aka Spencer September 1, 2009