A superconductor is one blessed with the skill, to conduct muktiple ensembles, simultaeneously. The record for the most ensembles conducted, simultaeneously, is 5, by mr J----s. The record of most ensembles conducted by any organism, is 11, by o---a the octopus. However this claim has been disputed, as 4 of these ensembles consisted of several marine creatures, whilst 4 of the human ensemble, got hopelessly lost by his rather erratic conducting
Tom: Mr Jarvis ain't a conductor!
Will: Huh?
Tom: he's a SUPERCONDUCTOR!
When during sex a man ejaculates in his hand and then slaps the girl in the face.
"How did your date go?"
"Great! She said she was a biologist, so I took her home, gave her some wine coolers and introduced her to the DNA Supercollider. It was a good day for science!!!"